xt7sf766538s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dipstest/xt7sf766538s/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 1954-11-05  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, November  5, 1954 text The Kentucky Kernel, November  5, 1954 1954 1954-11-05 2013 true xt7sf766538s section xt7sf766538s UK Prepares For Homecoming
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liming I'IIhi.iIK Ii gins tonight at a mass pip
r.illv to Im- hi Id in MeiiKiii.il
( ailiseiim. The Suk
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The Student (aiernna iit AssiK'iation voted this week to ask
stall nieinliers of the Kernel to answer eertain alleged "distortions" concerning the men's h.irrai ks.
Itav Uentt her, graduate representativ e, asked that the stall
ineiiiliers he called to answer charged distortions concerning
the liairacks which appeal i'( in the Oct. 22 issue ol the Kernel.
Deutcher told assembly members censed. Ktellberg said that I'nithat Kernel stories on the Scott versity Comptroller F. D. Peterson
the
Street Barracks damaged living was not present when the budget
reputations of the students
was drawn up, invalidating It.
there. He also said the living conSteilberg said the committee was
ditions as presented by the Kernel
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not aware that Dr Peterson
were distorted.
A
letter directed to Ronald serve as a committee member. He
Itutlrr, Kernel editor, b member said committee members would
of the Birrarks was read to the
meet with Dr. Peterson as soon as
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assembly by Ann O'Roark. Arts
anil Silences represciitalne.
The Utter a reused Butler Hi
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newspaper and
i tinning a
ot refusing to present "arruratc"
stories about i ond'.tions in the .b.ir- -

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monies. They will be driven in
open convertible onto Stoll Field,
where the quern will De crowned
by Gov. Lawrence W etherby.
A heavy turnout of voters marked
this year's balloting for the Homecoming Queen. The election, iit
which 17 candidates vied, was held
Tuesday and Wednesday.
Between halves. Alma Magna
Mater, an organization
for students whose parents attended the
University. uiU award a trophy U
the "Alumnus of the Year." Bcckjr
Bishop and Tom Brabant will pie-sethe organization's award.
The winning and second place
Homecoming displays in both divisions also will be announced at
tile game. All of the trophies to be
presented bv Suky In connec tion
with the Homecoming festivities
will be di.splaved through S.itiu- nt

new budget.

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The motion under winch FOA
voted to cull the stall inemoers
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i.sion
ol the SCiA
the
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which
the
constitution
any student to
Minbly ma
thrm.
i.ppcir before lie- assemMv. Presi- Baylor, winner bv 47-over
(lent Charles Palmer said
Vandy last year, had to come jiii
the Kernel's refusal to appear
with it rush to nip them.
before SGA nuv be read in an
Collier believes the Rice trounceditorial on Page 4.
ing.
was due mostly to
In other actions at the Monday
i Continued
uii Pane 3
niu'ht mectiliK. SGA's budeel was
I". I'ower Higgs, iiationallv returned to the assembly .ajtex LK
known organist, will present a' President Herman I.. Donovan
to accept it
'concert at S:l" p.m. WednesTreasurer Alan Steilberg said the
day in Memorial Mall. A- Si. too budget was turned down because It had been incorrectly pro- lthough this program will lie
:45 tonight,
P P RALLY
presented on Wednesday, it is
Mpinorlal Coliseum.
All MM KKti I ST RAT ION 9:30 one in the scries of Sniidav
to 11:30 a m. at various hotels.
"M i 1 1 1 1 )
Memorial Coliseum, and SI B. Altcriioon Musicales.
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ALI MM BRI Nt II 11:30 a.m.
Mr. Biggs wbs born in England
A former instructor in English
to 1 p.m., Bl uf grass Room, land attended the Royal Academy
,
SIB.
of Music in London in which he at lK was killed Tuesday alter-FOOTBALL GAME Yanderbilt
graduated with highest honors. He noon in an automobile accidcrjt on
2 p.m.. Stull
vs. Kentucky,
tiie Nothem Belt Line.
has personally built up a wide
Field.
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audience of organ enthusiasts In husband. Dr. Ernest Myere. former
Ql'KEX CROWNING
rerrmony on t toll Field.
this country through appearances chief surgeon at the Shriner's Hos.
Al.lMVt S AWARD I) u r n g in the concei t hall, with symphony pital for Crippled Children were
e
ceremonies.
killed when their car was involved
orcliestras. and on the air
WINNKRS-Announced
DISPLAY
in a head-ocollision. The diner
For a number of years Mr. Biggs of the second automobile
during game.
was'
IIOMt COMING T I. A President lias performed over the CBS Radio identified by police as Elijah Pit- Mat-we- ll
and Mrs. Donovan, hosts.
network on Sunday mornings. Re- sley, 23, of Lexington
Place. 4:30 to 6 p.m.
show that Mrs.
Personnel
8:30 to U cently he presented the complete Myers was records
UANCK
ALIMM
appointed in September
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ballroom of Lafayette organ works of Bach on these 1M46 as a part-tun- e
instiuctoi in
Hotel.
broadcasts, an achievement which English. She remained in this
- iile recognition.
won him countryposition until June lti.iO

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organisation
will have Homecoming deroralion and display. Ac-- "
cording to the Sukv chairman, all
work on the display must be com
pletrd before 9 am. Saturday.
Winner and runner-u- p
trophiei
will be awurded to the organizajudged Ix'st in buth the men i
tions
and women's divisions
A full slate of Hoiiieeomuig activities for hIiiiuiiI ill Ixgm w it It
registration Saturday from 30 to
II 3D a m Registration will be held
at the Lafayette. Phoenix, and
Kentuekian Hotels; Campbell
House, the Coliseum, and Oreat.
Hall. Student Union.
A brunch will be given for lh
alumni from 11 30 am to
pm
Saturday in the Bluegrass Room
of the Student Union. Following
the football game. President and
Mrs. II L. IXinoVMn will hold a
reception for alumni, faculty, and
friends of UK at Maxwell Placu
Irom 4 30 to 6 p m
Alumni will also be feted a free
Homecoming Dance. 8 30 to 11
pm. Saturday, in the ballroom ot
the Lafayette Hotel.
The Homecoming )ueen and her
two attendants will be presented

Pop this look familiar? Perhaps the view Is a little unusual for the average I K fan. but this it how
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bird Saturdiy afternoon whrn the Wildcats attempt to torpedo
Stoll field will appear to a
the Yanderbilt Commodores in the 1954 Homecoming game. That Is, if a certain unpredictable character railed. Weather, tteesn't Interfere.

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unity pledges will battle each
other in the iihm k grid ttrime.
KhI. aid Chin. Sukv Hoineeoinint
i hail man.
stated The t'K ( heel
leaders will lend the student rally
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crowd of over 32.000 is expect-e- d
to br.tvp frpe.ing weather for
SEC nit In which Kentucky is
the
favored bv between eight and ten
points. The closeness of the odds
Is due to the fact that, although
Vandy has not won this year, all
the losses were to topflight clubs
by fairly close margins.
The Commodores, couched by
mentor Art Guepe,
have 19 lettermen returning from
last year's team. Lost from the
1953 outfit include: backs Chuck
Newman. Floyd Teas, and Bill
Krielemeyer:
and linemen Larry
Stone. Erwin Jones and Charley
Hawkins.
The bia offensive threat for th
Commodores is Junior halfback
Charley Horton. The
scored four times in the first two
Vandy tilts against Baylor and
Alabama before a bad ankle sidelined him. Horton rode the bench
against Rice last week but is expected to start against the Wildcats tomorrow.
Doing the Vandy quartrrhacking
will be senior Jim l.oonry, for
most of hi career an understudy
to Bill Wade and Krletemeyer.- This year Looney has come
through admirably with 32 pass
completions in 71 throws in addition to running the Commodore
spht-ollen.se with assurance.
Bulwarking the Commodore line
will be one of the Souths better
Ituards. Bobby Goodall. Coach
Guepe considers the
equal to any guard in Dixie and
exuberantly claims him ever better
than the 1)53 SEC
Ray Correll of Kentucky and
Crawford Mims of Ole Mis.s.
Most experts opine that the only
reason for Vanderbilt's lacklustre
record is their lack of reserve
strength. Collier believes Vander-bi- lt
the possessor of as good a
first unit as any in the KKC. Ed
Danforth uf the Atlanta Journal
called the mthe best team in the
country that hasn't won a game.
I. ark uf depth has rnjhlrd Commodore opponents to wear them
down with second half pressurr.
Against Georgia, they were beaten
only mi a
lield goal.
Alabama ti ailed the Commodores
a hall Out, stormed b.ick
for
Hh
thiep scores in the final half to
avoid an upset. Ole Miss Mas
pressed lor ihree qua;;e:s ami led
only by a louciidowi. netoie
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This I K renter shows perferl form In a foutball practiie session.
Katie Sullivan. KD. will be onlv one of the cute cords whe will
partiipalr in thr niwk football game tridav night.

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Discussion (Jroups

YMCA

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Students Arc Selected
As Cigarette Agents

discussion
turnups.
Two t'K ntuoVnts hsv been
In Id .iiiiiii.illy lur tli' p.ist W sderled by the Student Marketing
Amerl-- i
InMitiite Ui
tr.irs. will In' (iimiIik t)il tlii mri Tohnrrorepresent the on the
Company
;ir during
othiImt.
campus They Bre Jacqueline
Thf .series, whieh will run f ir Avrrlll nni Williiim Brnner
Mini Averlll and Rentier IH dln-- i
fmr weeks, will bf led bv fitrulty
members and ministers the Mib- - trllmle rlf arettes to
throughout the year. They will
i its for disrusMon are "Thf Sit tin tth rampus organisations
(ion of thf Colleue Student,
I'hf
Suidftit and thf BotIhI Mill on thf In planning decoration for dances,
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Campus." "Thf University:
Mental Miii'f." and "Chastity

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ties.

and other rollrre

activi-

Ry participating in this nntionnl
raiiipHign. Miss Averlll and Bennrr
will
Irarn prartical marketing
techniques to sniiplement throrles
studlfd In thf classroom.
Thev wrre chosen after a careful
process by an RMI
screening
Keglonal Supervisor and the SMI
Faculty Supervisor.

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Roth fraternities and housing
nulla havr bfrn Inrludrd previous!?
4ii Ihes
discussion (roup. However, only fraternity houses will
havr thr discussion this year.
Thf group lenders for thf series
includf Prof J. E. Reeves, ATO;
Or tewev Steele. AOR: Dfan M
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White. DTO; the Rev T. B
Cowan. Farm House; Prof. Dmitri
jHrohMin. KA; Prof. W. L. Matthews. KS; Dr. Jamrs W. Oladden,
I.XA; Rev. Andv Blaine. PKT; and
Rrv. James Angel. PUT.
Rev. Yandell Patir. PKA ; Dr.
Sidney Kaplan. rsK. Rrv. Frank-I- n
Owrn.s. SAE; Dr. Lurlan Cartrr,
SN. Dr. I.yslr
roft. SPE; Prof.
Wilbiirt Ham. SX: Drr Adolphus
.lilliam. Trianglr: Dr. John Meler.
7.BT; and Dr. Rhea Taylor and
Ui William Moorr. TKE.
An average of 5'!0 students was
in attendance at thr meetings earh
week last year, but it is hoped
.hat this year' attendanrr will
even greater.

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Continued from Page li
lay moinniK at Slewart'.s in down-ow- n
Lexinnton.
Homecoming display titles and
heir .sponsors follow:
Collier's Coup." Alpha Delta Pi;
'Tilt Vandrrbtlt." Alpha Oamma
Delta; "A Whale of a Victory."
Alpha XI Delta; "Collier Predicts."
Chi Omega; "Lady Vampira." Del-- a
Delta Delta: ."WildcaUs Rip
Commorlores," Ilelta Zeta; "Tote
Alpha Theta;
Kappa
Board."
"Know 'Em Under." Kappa Delta;
'Wildcat Element." Kappa Kappa
ri.imma.
Let s Take thr Wind Out or
Their Sails," eta Tau Alpha; "I
Thought I Saw a ruddy ( at."
Kovd. Jewell, and Patterson Halls;
"football Held." IMMard House;
'Stormy
H am 1 1 o n
Weather,"
House; "Cat Sink the Commodores." Lydia Rrvwn House; "Lap
'Km I'p, Cats," McDowell House.
'Cat Mutiny," Alpha Gamma
Rho; "Rough Sailing." Alpha Sig- na Phi; "Were No Pick Up." Alpha Tau Omega: "Strike.
Tau Delta: "Who Let
'.he Cat Out of thr Bag?". Kappa
Alpha: 'Cats Serve Commodores
Knockout Punch." Kappa Sigma;
'Sink Those Commodores," Lambda Chi Alpha.
"This One's On You, Vander- ailt." Phi Delta Theta: "Vandy,
Vou Are Next." Phi Kappa Tau:
'The Great Judgment Day." Phi
Kappa Sigma: "Defense of Fort
Stoll," Pi Kappa Alpha "Atomic
Alpha Epsilon;
Burst." Sigma
"Commodore Vanderbilt," Sigma
Chi.
"Collier's Pigskin Preview," Sigma Nu: "Collier's Forecast." Sigma
Phi Epxilon; "It s in the Bag." Tau
K:ippa Epsilon; "On Wildcats."
Triangle; "Klobber thf Commo-loies.- "
Zeta Beta Tau: "Yea.
Cuts!". Wesley Foundation: and
"Commodore Jona." Westminster
Fellowship.

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What cigarette do colletie students go for?
According to the latest, biggest
sufvey, students prefer Luckies to all
other brands. And once again, the No. 1
mison is better taste. Of course Luckies
taste better. First of all, Lucky Strike
means fine tobacco. Then, that tobacco is
ttxisted to taste better. "It's Toast?' the
famous Lucky Strike process tones up
Luckies' light, mild,
tobacco
even better. Try a pack.
to make it taste
Maybe you'll be as fortunate as the student
in the Droodle to the right, titled: Lucky
smoker . . . faulty cigarette vending machine. Kven if you're not, you'll enjoy the
cigarette . . . Lucky Strike.

Thr World University Service
Fund drive will begin Tuesday and
'ontinue (or one week. Each year
this drive is held in an attempt
'
CO help students in other countries.
Jack Otauon, secretary of WU8
in the southern region of the U. S .
speag on the WUS program
t T p.m. Tuesday in the Student '
Union.
The WUS drive is sponsored by
he YWCA and YMCA. with Patsy
VteCoy and Curtis Songster serving as
of the drive.
other YWCA and YMCA plans
.nrlude a dinner lor the cabinets
ij the two groups to be given bv
In YWCA Advisory Board at 5 4i
jni. Tuesday at the Faculty Club.
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Verntm W. Nivinoi
Kanxus Stale Vuliene

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College of Agriculture and Home
Economics spoke to the American
lersey Cattle Club yesterday.
The annual meeting of the
lersey Cattle Club was held at
1e Campbell House.

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Fraternities Pledge 113
During Informal Hush
iiiirpii tcil immlx r f HUH Wile I ill i 'Jim I (lllllll'J till" Hill'
I lit' lijuri s
t rk fit iiilni in il rush tins Minister.
I' l .ist il iv
'(.'. in sidriit ( li. nit s I'.iIiim r
n v ,i tut.il nl 11) ln
pli'ilji s
M.lttt T' (I .llllllll 1") ll.lti r H s.
Ilmirver. the Increase ilid not John E MrChotd. Phil H M flui
hem-lithe Ave fnUrnities for I :irv C. Wiiuoner. James H Ward.
PI K.I'P
wM'h the nf svslein of Inform)
Mlll: Williamh
designed. Only nnr of Basil Jonc. Jr., Tom Mail in.
rush
nledjed any men. Kush will
C M.H.ie III. Pat wjmrles.
them
rentinue for these fraternities until William D. Rusk. Snu'li S. V initio, ik. ...!i:i W. Wilole Jr., Hairy
Ian. 7.
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1H; h.is sit. up two IH"V periml-nei- it
c mmittees,
(iik Id handle
lud i in t 'H'obitms and the ollirr to
:ilu-.tin- I'hiht ity Social
iil IFC Views
I'll" mmiii purpose of the Jlldll till
t'onimi'tee is- rctitrird around the
ii' 4 d for an nriiaiii'i-method of
liniKlhn.1 ru.h lolatmn.s.
Thi IIC voted lo revive the ruling permitting;
fraternity In
initi.ile a man tinnieiUalriy after
lip
provldrd hi- - has
completed
consecutlye weeks
of pledge training.
'vfhe IFC also aimed to help
IIikIi Sk) I ee, w Korean .student at
the IJiiNersity. EkcIi Iralertuty will
invite lXvto cut with them for a
k
pcfiorl. Lee is a rcfuuee
from North Korea.
h
Charles Pnlmer and Charles
were elected to represent. UK
at the national IFC convention in
Philadelphia sometime In Uecem-be- r.
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AIFII. r.AMMt RIIO: Clyde

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F'lward T. Clements Jr.,

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.Chris Oimus. Henry E. Cravens,
Jacob W. Grabeel, Lester P. Lobb,
John S. Mitchell. John C. Moore.

Noel. William H. Pat ton.
Charles L. Phelp.s. Edward C.
Jerry L. Rexroat, J. Lynn
PiVe.

Sherlock

See. Lloyd

Delia la
T'M
pient o the
Chi Omemi award to the woman
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the hmhe t slim Iiiik 111 ei noinii s for her sophouiore yar
1 be awnM. a :. rhr k, wan
to Miss Williamson, who
made a n IMt In her economics
rfntrr and has a 'i.l wvrrall
t.tmlinc. list luFsda nirht at
hoinftiet at the t hi OmrfA llHie.
'I he
meiDi rs et the College of Con, men e ;ittiiKli'd the
dinner in honor of MNs V.',lliain-soiwho wis their scl.xlion
sophomore wom.iii
in ei '! k iii u s. The adore s w,iKiveil hv li' Hodman S'illian
piu'es-o- r
of economics.
Miss Wllnalll oil is a lenient of
texnu'ton an t is i,ow woucuik
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Weninart ner.

M.M ALPHA FPnII.OV Paul
T Martin. Jopti S. Perkins, Hnhcit
M.
Jioites. Charles S. gchuck.
James A. Wesche.
M..l (III: Ralph F Heels.
Ronald G. Butler. Oeoree K Fmde.
James H. Krdmsn Jr. Tetrv H
Carl Gavhart. Andrew P
la.aNelson O I ruler. John M
'Juiinby. William J. Handle.
SIGMA M': Allen W. Bums.
Chailes H Hooper Cliesley C
H'l'ihex. Dnvrs I? I .era to, Luke
Reed, Fui'cne II. Kayers.
SIGMA PHI tPSILGM: James
F. Boyd. Jon U. Collier. James A.
Florence, Thomas Hoe Frsi r. Edward D. Gallivan, John C. Hays.
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Billv J. Henderson. Gerald V.
Lawrence E. Jewell. Richard
D. Jordon, Donald L. Perkins, Robert B. Staiiusi James A. Street,
Tail J. Vedder Jr. Hiram J.
Wtdlier.
Charles E. Black.
v IRIWGLE:
iNJiard Hiuisinni r. Edgar C New-li- n
.Ils James A. Parker. Hal G
Perry, Uilx'rt L. Sharie, Jinimie
B Waddle.
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The presentation of the award is
an annual lunction n the Clu
Onii'ia soroiitv
La.t years
wa.s Mi-Kay fisher.

JAMES t. COLLINS, Owner
130 WIST SHORT ST.
Grjdujt el National imtttuU of Cteinmg and Dying

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The Fimhsh club will meet at
pm Monday in the Music Rikhii
of the Student Union Building.
Recorded poetry will be featured
in the main portion of the meet- 4

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ilepai (iiient of the umvi vn v. M" '" I
not work there biiiiuse she lu'e.l.d money; lie wurke.l tin le
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!he lvet iimt it. (mired
u.imne infflliseiiee uliove all tliinx." is the way she sueci nel l.v I"" "
Ne.l Kill t V, en tlie other hand, was a man who could take irt'
hat he loved anil admired ahove all tl.ii t'H
or leave it alone.
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th- way he put it.
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he Mlaimed. "How sweetly Hows that lup" f.ulioii of her rhi'hes.
past utaiii. "(ir at halU oL
The following day he saw her waikintr
fire!" he eclaiiiied.'".ext. when east mine ey. s ami e th:it h'avo
vihriitioll each way free, (), how that tliUennir tak. lii Im '.'
When he saw her iitfain the net d::y, he eonld no hm.-- eentain
himself. He ran up juul l.loeked h. r way. "Kxaif me.' he said,
tiiKiriiiK his forelock, "I am Ned r utty ami I l"ve yuu beyond thu
saying of it. Will Jou be mine?
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haireut, Lis Mack rimmed plases,
looked nt his cpmrter-ine.s tutteied (j uns, his debeurd, his r:imy
composing tennis shoes. "You are net unattractive," she admitted,
"but for mo beauty is not enough. hitelliKetice is what 1 require
in a man."
"I'm mnart as a whip" said Ned w ith a modest blush. "Back homo
everybody always said, 'You (rot to gvt up pretty early in the morning
to (ret ahead of old Ned Futty.'"
"Mavhe o," said Chloe, "but if you don't mind. I'd like to mak
sure. Will you come into tho I.Q. testinic department with me?"
"With you 1 would go into a mahed milk machine," rned Ned
Futty and laughed and smote his thj(rh and bit Chine's nape in an
excess of passion and hiifh spirits. Seamperinif iroatlikw, he followed,
her into the T Q. testing department.
"First I will NVc'lyour vocabulary," said Chloe.
gaily and licked her palm.
"Shoot!" said
"What does juxtaiynitUin mean?"
"Heats nie," he confe ssed cheerily.
"Mow about
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"With fur on?" said Ned doubtfully.

Chloe sighed. "How are you on arithmetic?" she asked.
"A genius," he assured her.
numerator--ana
between
t "What's the difference said Nda with an approvingdenominator?
nod. "What's
".My feeling exactly !"
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the differoikce?said Chloe. ";id saves 11' o
"lf a man earns fifty dollars a month,"
of his earnings, how loug would it take him to save SUM?''
"Forever," said Ned. "Who can save anything oil S.IO a i)onth?"
"How do you find a square root?"
"How should I know?" replied Ned. giggling. "I'm no squarV
"How are you on English?" asked Chloe.
' "I speuk it fluently," said Ned with quiet pride.
"What is the present tnse of u 'mhU"
"Wreet," replied Ned, clutching Cliloe to him and .lancing II'. liars
of the Maxixe.
"Next 1 will test you for manual dexterity," said Cliloe. She handed
him a board punched full of oddly shaped holes anil a collection of
oddly shaped pegs. "Fit the pegs in the holes," she instructed him.
"Let's neck instead," suggested Ned.
"Mavbe later." said Chloe. "First the pegs."
He fumbled about for a longish intervul. Filially he tired of it and
reached for Chloe.
But she fended him off. "Ned Futty," she said, "you are dumb.
You have the highest dumbness score of anylxxly I have ever tested.
Consequently I cannot be your girl, for 1 love and admire intelligence
above all things."
He hurled himself on th floor and closped rwr about h knees.
"But I love you!" he cried in uniruish. "Do not semi me fmin you, or
full of dim and fcurful
you will muke my world a sunless place
shapes !"
"I am sorry," she answered, "but you are too dumb."
"Reconsider, madam," he begged, "else a iuiam looms before mc.
"Go," she said coldly.
speechless, he struggled to his feet. With leaden steps
he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit n
cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to bis gray and

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to explain their news stories. This decision,
unfortunately, wasn't very
" thought out.
staff of the Kernel, as part of a free
The.'
press, is not responsible to SGA for ansthmg
which is written.
Tlie American concept of freedom of the
press, which is emlxidied in the United
States Constitution and in section eight of
the Kentucky Constitution, cover the riehu
of the press. These rights, which are part of
the foundation of a free society, seem to have

The Studont Gowrnmriit Association is a
traininU croniid in povirnmciit for stinlrnts.
As Mid). SGA is supposc'il to func tion in the
same manner a any otlirr legislative Uxly.
t lias wrf, since the b'S,itinint of this
aemester, done so.
However, tlte assembly is nialinR a wortJr-wliil- e
attempt to rectify this situation. PresiCharles Palmer has expressed his apdent
proval of the ielta of streamlining the assembly and a committee is now at work
studying the changes which are needed.
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Any system which is devised by the
would have to include a process of
presenting issues to the Assembly in orderly
procedure, throuch a setup of committees.
These committees would come to meetincs
prepared to eise SGA factual details of spe- ific problems and would make recommendations based on their studies.
In t!iis way. SGA is making an attempt to
pain for itself the prestige which is due ail
orderly, systematic legislative group.
This week, unfortunately. SGA fell into
our of the traps wliich have been so common
to the assembly. The assembly made a spur-- t
i the moment decision wliich is without
precedent and which certainly called for
more thoucbt than it deserved.
The assembly decided to summon t'10
staff memliers of the Kernel to a meeting to
let certain "representatives" of the Scott
Street Barracks iron out their complaints.
of them a
These representatives-o- ne
that
journalism major-maint- ain
the Kernel has 1m en unfair to them. They
want SGA to "iron out" the complaints.
SGA. therefore, deckled that the staff
mt niU rs ot the Kernel could ! summoned

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wl.oi.ive them. For
people

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thought instead ot impulse. The decision
to ask the Kernel memliers" to appear, we
ftil. was done more from iiiMimleis'.ii.divg
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EDITORIAL EOAF.D"
Ar.n O'Roark
Ror.rie Butler
Don Henry
Ray Horr.baclt
Beard; Nancy Psul;
Rrportrr nd copy dnk-A4onny Combe Tracy VSMlden; Vvunn talon; Miry
Judy BVeler: Barbara MoiRan;
Kn: BlU BilllUw: Prry Ailyi Hrtty Virgin. Blnc
Hoir:
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Ealrly; Hoy Ulau;
HuatMH: Jimn Oa w lord;
Woodrow Hall; Bill Hrnry; Rub Howerlun; Dor.a'.d
May; Carl Mutcland;
Bcuy Jo Mun; tiln
PriyUia Roger; Chrwiw Vanderarin; Eluabevh Abw
nattay; Barbara BerOaoun; ILay tMmcv: Jamaa Bordinr;
Spradlin; Bill
Avtrr janklna; Shirley HaadJdei Bob Xuccoa MaTvui.
Bwlraons BUI Surface; Prad Jvtiuwi;
ad WUiiaxav Btra'olri Wonrt.
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Word ciiines from a. friend thai
at the women re.ilrn
halls has devtlejxd A wliol.i.i
against Lexington Mole.
sin's been worried ninwl what
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She no longer speak.
Now all these methods are good
wholesome ways to stop people
from greeting you In the same tiling manner.
They nre also wavs to stop
people from greeting you at all.
If you want people to speak, to
you on campus, but in a new and
daring manner, rise to the cause'
Devi.se new greetings! Be unique'.
Support "Unique Orettir.g Week "
Lei's niwke this the greatest ot
..11 weeks.
Who knows, it may even get so
lare that it will outshine the
ever-rnpul-

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a utility went up

ried:"

"Well howdy. Matilda.'are only a ftw cf the
The-- e
out
mn worn wailes fireetir.s one det
across the UK.
when he
campus. And it gets sort of tiresome
After seven weeks of hearing the
same old greeting, the Factory is
clesisnaunR next week as ' Unique
Greeting Week."
Ile

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He was greeted by Howe Miwrte
one beautiful day. In a vrry polite
manner, he turned and screamed,
But Flossie, you're, not even mar-

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h'ibbv 's t::. t
A muc'i 'ess int '!
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,ho have read ..' c In W
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Ix.ok himself, b..t
read
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ic'.er to catigoi!-knows thousands ot people who Imvt. 1 h s hi
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havi J .ndl'lf:. diur the
T,ec's.ir to
js an interesting hobby.
ot M.K k clot. I.
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piece
ks. we know
Then, still m the realm ot
spent separating
i i.ii.v pleasant boms itms
oung character who collet's
of another
and marking the individual flakes. Tins
b.M.ks on the Persian Wars. He has at hast
).obby is extremely popular with ugly soa thousand lxioks on these wars, two of
rority girls.
which he has read.
Last-a- nd
probably most popular-- is the'
Switching to the modem trend in hobbies,
This
hobby of
there is the Morbid Hunter. This hobby campus
collegiate hobby is indulged in by little
consists of clipping from newspapers anJ
will never be big. It consists
magazines pictures of horrible wrecks and people who
cf attempt