xt7bcc0ttj38 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dipstest/xt7bcc0ttj38/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 2000-03-09 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers  English   Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel  The Kentucky Kernel, March 09, 2000 text The Kentucky Kernel, March 09, 2000 2000 2000-03-09 2020 true xt7bcc0ttj38 section xt7bcc0ttj38 LEFT OF CENTER

Legzc moogmtc

Who’d of
thunk?

If a person with multiple
personalities
threatens suicide, is
that considered a
hostage situation?

Just think how much
deeper the ocean
would be if sponges
didn't live there.

If a cow laughed, would
milk come out her
nose?

Whatever happened to
Preparations A
through G?

If olive oil comes from
olives, where does
baby oil come from?

I went fora walk last
night, and my
roommates asked me
how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole
time."

So what's the speed of
dark?

How come you don't
ever hear about
gruntled employees?
And who has been
diss-ing them
anyhow?

After eating, do
amphibians need to
wait an hour before
getting OUT of the
water?

Why don’t they just
make mouse-flavored
cat food?

If you're sending
someone some
Styrofoam, what do
you pack it in?

I just got skylights put in
my place. The people
who live above me
are furious.

Why do they sterilize
needles for lethal
injections?

ls it true that cannibals
don't eat clowns
because they taste
funny?

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it's
sexual harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it’s
$3.95 per minute.

If it's tourist season,
why can't we shoot
them?

Isn't Disney World a
people trap operated
by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it
for the word “lisp"
to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster
than sound. is that
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them
speak?

Why do you press harder
on a remote control
when you know the
battery is dead?

-Source: www.county-
hunter.comlk4dom/fu
nny_page.html
Compiled by: Ron
Norton

Tommi“ was
Weather

fig
7.0 3.?

If you're not headed
south, better enjoy the
good weather while it
lasts.

Kentucky

Kernel
VOL. 6105 ISSUE 8:117

ESTABLISHED IN I892
INDEPENDENT SINCE I971

News tips?
Call: 2574915 or write:
kernelOpopukycdu

THURSDAYKENTUGKY

Get your
pub on

Celebrate St.

Pat’s Day the

old fashioned
I

 

March 9, 2000

W

Malpractice Mixer: Colleges
get together outside school

§y_ Jill oor_in

NEWS EDITOR

What do you get when you combine fu-
ture lawyers. dentists and doctors? The
Malpractice Mixer.

Students from the College of Law. Col-
lege of Medicine. College of Pharmacy. Col-
lege of Allied Health and the College of
Dentistry met at the lexington City Brew-
ery yesterday to get to know one another
during happy hour.

Melanie McCoy. a first-year law stu-
dent and chairperson for the event. said
it’s a chance for students of different col-
leges to get to know one another.

"Every year we try to make it bigger."
she said. “It's a good thing to do. both pro-

fessionally and socially."

The event was sponsored by the Col
lege of Law Student Bar Association and
Phi Delta Phi.

The admission to get into the mixer
was three canned goods. The goods will be
donated to God's Pantry and the Lexington
Food Bank.

"We‘ve done this for at least to to 1.3
years." said Jay Hatchcr. a thirdyear law
student and Phi Delta Phi president. “Be-
fore it's just been a mixer. but we came up
with the idea to donate to an organization
to combine the two."

Many students like the idea.

"It's nice to have fun and be charitable
at the same time." said John Pumphrey. a
first-year law student.

Students in higher education at UK
cherish the time they get to spend away
from the classroom.

"It's good to have events like this be-
cause your social life changes when you

get into a professional program." said Jill
Mct‘lish. a third-year physical therapy stu-
(lent.

Although the objective is to meet stu-
dents from various colleges. some students
found this an opportunity to talk with stu-
dents from their own college they might
not have gotten a chance to meet.

"We usually don‘t ever see each other
between medical classes because we don‘t
interact." said Mike Schlossberg. a third-
year medical student. “And we certainly
don‘t get to see the law school students."

Last year. only the law and medical
colleges participated in the mixer. but the
idea to add all of the other colleges has
made a tremendous difference in the
turnout.

"Last year. we had about 100 people
show up from both colleges."

Ilatcher said. “But this year we have
gotten a pretty even distribution from all
the colleges."

court ANDERSON | KERNELSTAH

Lexington City Brewery's happy hour — a good
gathering for any group of students.

 

 

Senior salute

Gary Lawrence, campus bookstore
representative, assists Amber Scott,
journalism senior, in filling out a form to send
out graduation announcements.

lucx rotten | KERNELSTAFI’

 

Heart center on the way

Battle for health: Thanks to a huge
donation, first dirt was shoveled

By Becky Heisel

CONTRIBUTING WRITER

One more step has been made in UK‘s rise to be
one of the top 20 research institutes in the nation.

The groundbreaking ceremony on the Linda and
Jack Gill Building commenced yesterday. with eight
officials shoveling the first shovel of earth for the new
site.

“This institute will change the whole way the out-
side world looks on our medical center." said Dr.
James W. Holsinger. Jr.. chancellor of the Chandler
Medical Center.

The new Linda and Jack Gill Building is where
the Linda and Jack Gill Heart Institute and the UK
Center for Advanced Surgery will be located.

It will also be a new gateway to the UK Chandler
Medical Center.

The Gills‘ $5 million donation. one of the largest
gifts to UK. included money for one endowed chair
and five endowed professorships.

The Kentucky state government matched the funds
for the endowed seats to allow two more endowed
chairs and five additional endowed professorships.

“This is a day when we make a stand for the car-
diac health of Kentucky." said Linda Gill.

"()ne of our main reasons for giving this gift to
the university was because Kentucky was ranked
fifth worst in heart health in the nation."

The goals for the Heart Institute include lowerng
Kentucky's mortality rate due to cardiac problems
and offering better care to patients in general.

One of the objectives is to translate the results of
basic and clinical research to patient care quicker
and more effectively.

President Charles Wethington praised the insti~
tute as a step toward the University's goal of becom-
ing a Top 20 public research institution by the year
2020.

The new building's scheduled completion is
Spring 2001.

It is going to be situated in front of the UK Hospi-
tal and will have a walkway connecting it to the
Chandler Medical Center.

To make the area big enough for the new build-
ing. Rose Street will have to be redone.

Rose Street will probably meet Limestone in a T-
intersection. with a turn lane. The service road in
front of the hospital will be gone.

“The university wanted to do away with Rose
Street. but we could not figure out how to manage
that." said Bob Kennedy. Lexington Fayette Urban
County Government Transportation Department.

 

3353i? kicks

off SGA

By Tracy Kershaw
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR

The race is on for Student
Government president.

Keisha Carter and run-
ning mate Charmaine Neal de»
bated Jimmy Glenn and his
running mate. Amanda Hol-
loway. last night at the Black
Student Union meeting.

The candidates presented
their platforms and answered
questions before debating the
issue of tuition increase and
the recruitment and retaining
of African-American students.

The audience questioned
the candidates about their
commitment to recruiting and
retaining AfricanAmerican
students at UK.

Carter said being from
Lexington helps her to talk to
a lot of AfricanAmcrican
high school students about
coming to UK.

“We need to show high
school students that there is a
close-knit African-./\meric.an
population here." Carter said.

Glenn said he is personal-
ly interested and committed
to the issue.

“I want to make sure UK
gets the brightest and best
AfricanAmerican minds." he
said.

One

audience member

race

asked Glenn if he intentional
ly disengages himself from
other AfricanAmcricans and
if she should be personally of
fended when he refers to
African-Amcricans as "you
all" or “they".

Glenn said that it was a
matter of misumlerstanding.

"I didn‘t realize that I did
it. When I say ‘you all‘ I mean
the entire student body. not
just AfricanAmericans."
Glenn said. ”I think of myself
as an African-American."

Another audience mem-
ber questioned Glenn about
his involvement in African-
American organizations on
campus. saying that he had
never seen him at a Black Stu—
dent Union meeting before.

“I did attend Black Stu
dent l’nion meetings during
my first two years here."
(llcnn said. "I stuck my head
in."

The tuition increase issue
dominated the question and
answer session. Glenn voted
in favor of the increase last
year. Many audience mem-
bers questioned (llcnn about
his support ofthc increase.

“Tuition must go up for
us to reach top 20 status."
Glenn said. “We will be got
ting more for our educational
dollar."

my um
- Reviewing alcohol policy
- Designated Drive Card
mom
- More SDI-sponsored
scholarships
- Fm STD tasting
' W! m

 

EXCELLENTWQRK

£11911!!! M

- Changing city ordinance:
- Improving food services

Fellows announced

STAFF REPORT

UK's Gaines Center for the Humanities .‘mnollltl‘v-rl its new
class of Gaines Fellows yesterday. The Games Fellow s ari- IL? Iil
dividuals chosen on the basis of good academic lltlJlIlIII’Ililille.
leadership qualities and community commitment liach Ti'IIlI\'\
will receive a $5.0in fellowship. While fellows are most often
sophomores. this year's group includes several juniors .md
even one senior. Fellows must have at least two years left Ill
school. They participate in unique humanities Si‘iillil;li‘\ the
first year and work on a thesis the second year

This year's Gaines Fellows are:

William Allen. French and philosophy junior

Stephanie Blessing. philosophy and sociology sophomore

Brandon Conley. chemistry and classics senior

Elizabeth Frank. anthropology and English junior

Jonathan Green. English sophomore

Johnna Hertzfield. political science sophomore

Amanda Holloway. English and psychology sophomore

Jennifer Kasten. biology and French junior

Brian Lush. classics and history junior

Courtney Reynolds. biology and history sophomore

Thomas Scott. religious history sophomore

Anthony Smith. computer science sophomore

Laura Stipanowich. classics and history sophomore

The Student Newspaper at the University of Kentucky, Lexington

 

  

2 I “011.5589! 9. 2000 I WI“

The Low-down

Greenspan: watch risky loans

WASHINGTON *7 Federal Reserve Chair
titan Alan Greenspan cautioned bankers to avoid
making loans on the expectation that the record-
breaking expansion will continue unabated. ’l‘he
remarks appeared to be the latest in a series of
recent efforts by federal regulators to forestall a
repeat of the savings and loan crisis of the late
1980s and early 1990s. In that debacle. lax lend-
ing. aggressive expansion into new lines of busi-
ness and fraud at some S&I.s eventually forced a
govermnent bailout of hundreds of billions of dol.
lars.

Bradley ready to quit

WASHINGTON Bill Bradley, a loser in Su-
per Tuesday's primaries, prepared yesterday to
endorse Al Gore and quit the Democratic presi-
dential campaign. Speaking on condition of
anonymity, advisers to Bradley said the former
New Jersey senator would announce his with-
drawal today and throw his support to the vice
president. GOP campaigner John McCain went
home to Arizona, his challenge to George W.
Bush near an end. voluntarily or not. A senior
aide to McCain. also speaking on condition of
anonymity. said a list of all possible options had
been prepared for discussion.

Bush, Gore looking ahead

WASHINGTON , Presidential campaigners
George W. Bush and Al Gore. their nominations
assured by Super Tuesday primary wins.
reached out yesterday to John McCain‘s indepen-
dent-minded voters. Republican Bush and Demo-
crat Gore will battle for the decisive middle
ground. Bush and Gore also planned to replenish
campaign treasuries. tinker with senior staffs
and coordinate political operations with their
parties. “John McCain tapped into a vein." Bush
told The Associated Press. ”The McCain support-
ers will hear my message of reform.“ Gore in-
voked McCain's name in TV interviews.

Chile: Pinochet will he tried

SANTIAGO. Chile (‘hile's interior minis~
ter. Raul Troncoso. said today Gen. Augusto
Pinochet can be tried in Chile. vowing that
scores of criminal complaints against the former

TDDCII ms
MONKEY: Mike
Myers has
scored a $20
million pay-
check to bring
his irrepressibly
avant-garde
“Saturday
Night Live"
character
Dieter to the
big screen. The
"Sprockets"
plot is rumored
to locus on
Dieter's journey
to America to
search for his
monkey.

LIZARD KING:
In May. a San
Diego group will
mount a stage
musical based
on the writings
of Jim
Morrison. The
musical,
“Celebration of
the Lizard,"
takes place
after the apoca-
lypse, when
good and evil
battle for domi-
nation in the
California
desert, and
includes 40
Doors tunes.

dictator will be heard out. Rights groups had ex-
pressed fears that the former dictator — who still
enjoys the loyalty of the country’s army and
right-wing politicians _. had effectively escaped
justice when Britain released him from house ar-
rest last week.

Gunman kills Tenn. firemen

MEMPHIS. Tenn. —— Firefighters responding
to a house fire yesterday were ambushed by a
gunman who stepped out of the garage and began
shooting. Two of the firefighters and a sheriffs
deputy were killed. and a woman was found dead
in the garage. The suspected gunman. Fred
Williams. was himself :1 Memphis firefighter who
had just returned to work after a disability leave.
Police Director Walter E. Crews said. Williams
and a bystander were wounded. but their in-
juries were not life-threatening.

Van accident near kills 8

JEAN. Nev. , A van struck a guardrail on
Interstate 15. about 30 miles south of Las Vegas.
and rolled over onto a highway median. killing
eight people and injuring five. the state Highway
Patrol said. Eleven of the passengers were eject-
ed during the single-vehicle accident.

Palestinians, Israelis resume

JERUSALEM Palestinians and Israelis
ended a crisis in the peace process Wednesday
with Israelis allowing greater U.S. involvement.
and Palestinians accepting territory not abutting
Jerusalem. It was President Clinton‘s top envoy.
Dennis Ross. who announced the resumption of
peace talks. flanked by Israeli Prime Minister
Ehud Barak and Palestinian leader Yasser
Arafat. Ross. who said the peace talks would re-
sume in Washington after the four-day Muslim
Eid al-Adha holiday beginning March 16. said the
sides would “work in the spirit of partnership
and mutual confidence."

Stock report

NEW YORK — Stocks finished a turbulent
session mostly higher yesterday after the Federal
Reserve’s “beige book“ report on the economy re-
assured investors because it found little overall
inflation. The Dow Jones industrial average rose
60.50 to close at 9,856.53, recovering some of the
374 points it lost yesterday. On the NYSE. losers
led gainers I.543-1.446. The Nasdaq finished up
49.42 at 4,897.26.

Compiled by wire reports

 

Gore and Bush get
super on Tuesday

by M lakes
Assrsrm rims EDITOR

George W. Bush and Al
Gore have emerged as the two
front-runners in the presiden-
tial race following the Super
Tuesday primaries.

Gore secured his place as
the next Democratic presiden-
tial candidate by shutting out
his competitor. Bill Bradley. in
all of Tuesday‘s primaries. in-
cluding Bradley‘s home state of
Missouri. Bradley is expected
to announce his withdrawal
from the Democratic race on
Thursday.

Penny Miller. an associate
professor of political science.
said that Gore's constituency
was just too great for Bradley to
topple.

“Gore had locked up the
party people and activists. and
that gave him a lot of support."
Miller said.

Gore also had the support
of labor, while Bradley drew
most of his support from minor-
ity voters.

Although Bradley will
leave the 2000 campaign as a los-
er. he feels that his message will
be remembered.

“I believe history will write
that we tried to change politics.
to restore trust and to defeat the
politics of expediency." Bradley
said.

Before the smoke had
cleared on Tuesday, Gore had
already made his next strategic
move in his hunt for the presi-
dency in the form of a challenge
to Bush.

Gore has asked Bush to par-
ticipate in biweekly debates
once their parties have ofiicially
nominated the two candidates.

Gore has said that he hopes
the battle for the presidency
will be one that is fought with
“ideas and not insults."

On the Republican side.
Bush celebrated a nine-state
sweep while John McCain re-
treated to his home state of Ari-
zona to contemplate which di-

rection to take his campaign.

Meanwhile Bush appealed
to McCain‘s voters saying.
"Team up and let‘s win. Let‘s
beat Al Gore."

Although McCain finished
with far less states than Bush.
he was able to take most of the
Northeastem states with the ex-
ception of Maine.

Miller said that one reason
McCain may have been able to
seize most of the northeast was
because he became a “media
darling" in the region.

“He (McCain) really bene-
fited from media attention. The
voters in the northern states re-
ally became acquainted with
him." she said.

McCain was also predicted
early-on to triumph over Bush
in New York but fell short of
this goal.

Miller cites negative cam-
paign advertising as one of the
chief reasons that McCain lost
the Big Apple.

“As much as we don't like
to believe it. negative campaign-
ing works. and it worked for
Bush in New York." Miller said.

Even as the precincts in
many states were still reporting
the final tallies of delegate
counts. the first mumbles of
negativity could be heard from
both Gore and Bush.

“He‘s trying to make Amer-
ica forget what went on in
Washington for the past eight
years. Americans aren‘t going
to forget." Bush said.

But Bush wasn‘t the only
candidate taking an indirect
shot at the opposing party.

Gore attacked the presiden-
tial administration of Bush's fa-
ther, highlighting Bush Sr.’s
shortcomings with regard to re
cession and the national debt.

Miller said that it would be
interesting to see how often
Bush and Gore recycle the nega-
tive campaign ads originally
concocted by McCain and
Bradley.

The Associated Press con-
tributed to this article.

 

 

 

Gatton

MASTER OF BUSINESS

COLIIC‘ ()F "W No FCONOMIC'S

ADMINISTRATION PROGRAM

Open House

March 24,
March 25,

Location: Room 145 Gatton College of Business Info: Call Janie Thompson at 257-4605 e-mail: jmth0m5@uky.edu

5 p.m.-7 p.m.
l p.m.-3 p.m.

 

GIFT CERTIFICATE l

I m INSURANEE MUTUALFUNUS IRUSISERVIEES m

I Value good for servuce up to $12.00 or more.
One coupon per customer per wsn.

Student Special!

This Certificate Entities

*****

$5.00
Given By

”fan U 7/01‘ 7J/aza

.3/0/ PIC/IIIMIK/ 7CD]. /”//7/a""”(/I/’”"7 27d)
[54 736/[el‘1'ue 73/04

L curry/on. 717/ 40.356
/0//o/.’/0- mm

c Suzie 3 / 0

Coupon not valid with any other offer.

I mm [017, 711 40.509
7 _
(600/26. r4434

at Nail Perfection.

I
LYaz/ Pez/éc/ion, .9120 I
I
I

Be/kvv'ue 7J/cua

 

 

to|

 

.’\r\ 'lliItr urn I‘.II‘\/ \Iir-rtlrlri't Iw‘ tlirnwn :twnv III-'t~ .i ptr‘t r‘ ”I YISSIIC‘

This is not.

III I.t« t, .III xiiilwuii Ind-\- -. Inutrt IH‘y‘ttt'» tr) I‘t‘dl in IN (Ltya

/\t ‘1(I(I10\«'!‘:\Il('Il.lf~.lllL‘tl§lll(lI’I('I‘ItlllI\V.IVl'\

I Innk about it.

 

EXPENSE RATIO

 

(III GLOBM INDUSTRY
EOIII'IIEI AVERAGE

0.37“ 1.92“

 

 

 

 

 

TlAA-CREF delivers impressive results like these by
combining two disciplined investment strategies.

In our equity accounts, for example, we combine
active management with enhanced indexing. With
two strategies, we have two ways to seek out
performance opportunities" helping to make your
investments work twice as hard.

Combine this with our low
expenses and you‘ll see
how TlAA-CREF stands apart

from the competition.

I Ensuringthefuture
"" iorthose who shapeit

While TlAA-CBEF
invests for the long term,

. it's nice to see performance
I like this today.

36.05"

[REF GIUBAI EflUlTIES AECT.‘

 

22.02" 18.75"

 

1 YEAR
AS OF l2/3l/99

 

 

5 YEARS SINCE INCEPTION
AS OF 12/3l/99 5/1/92

 

 

 

largest retirement company and the leading choice

and tomorrow.

180

WWW.

With over $250 billion in assets, we're the world's

on America's campuses. If that sounds good to
you, consider this number I 800-842-2776. Call and

find out how TlAA—CREF can work for you today

 

0 842-2775

tiaa—treiorg'

Right to Life of Central Kentucky
16. E Heynolds Rd Suite 201A
lextngton, KY 40517
(606) 272--3920
CKRTL©juno.corn

i The investment results shown lor the can var-able annuity reflect past performance and are not indicative ot Mme rat

( met you have invested will fluctuate, so the shares you own may be more or less than their original price upon ,

”sits lrom (hanging tummy values, interest rates, government nrflliom. and political and Km coridit'cons. 2. MAIN“ "parties are subjxt to change and are not
guaranteed for the Iuture. I.Sou«r Mormnqstaurx. l2/Jll99,tra( ing 279me stock mmual WJIAAVCIU W and '0an Wampum (REF (er
"7|th and wares“ in the m heat but: kcourrtJ'earhen Personal Investor! mammmmuwmdmww mnmudhnds and
Mm ms WLWMW£KF WWMKMWmNMWmfmcmMMMnmpfil-m
mm mud-eardrum” flornnmmcnmm "mailman 2776,nt.”09,lor

UK Students for Life In" For ‘
theprmpatmleadntumwmmimtamtdmomfluc l’l/tn

 

 

 

 

 

b I

 

  

 

7 PW “MEI I .ltttil’ttk,_lwtfl?¥3¢°§ I1

 

laid aces heading south

Euchre: UK champs moving on

By Adorn Span
SPORTSDAILV EDITOR

Who’d a thought you could get so far shuf-
fling a deck of cards.

Meet Pete Sears and Travis Crawford. UK se-
niors. Card sharks. Euchre champions.

They escaped the barn and are headed for
paradise.

Last November, the tandem surpassed 16
other teams to win the collegiate euchre touma-
ment at UK. Now, Crawford and Sears are off on
an all-expense paid trip to Orlando. Fla. to take
on a pool of 25 teams for a chance to become
grand champions. And they couldn‘t be more
ready.

“Actually. we haven‘t played together since
the tournament." said Crawford. an ISC senior.
"But I practice everyday on Yahoo."

The United States Playing Card Company. of
Cincinnati. Ohio. organized the event to pro-
mote. at the college level. card playing as a fun
and entertaining form of social interaction.

“When we qualified. it was the one of the few
times I've played without drinking," said Sears.
a finance and management senior. who also
tunes up his skills daily on Yahoo.

Euchre originated with the Pennsylvania
Dutch in the nineteenth century and is played by
four players divided into partnerships. Partners
sit across from one another.

“It's a different kind of game.“ Crawford
said. “You can only get so good before luck takes
over. Unlike poker. if you get a bad hand in Eu-
chre. you can just yell it out. You know you‘re
(screwed)."

Euchre is the fastest trick-taking card game
around. With only five tricks per hand. it‘s not a
game of long—range planning w it's one of quick
decisions in which there's no time to recover
from a mistake.

“You can only get so far in Euchre without
cheating." Sears said. “A lot of it is the luck of
the draw."

In the final gameand on the final hand of the
UK tournament, the score was tied at nine w
both teams “were in the barn" before Sears and
Crawford prevailed.

“It was intense." Crawford said.

Sears and Crawford said they’re ready for
some possible dishonesty in the sunshine state.
In fact. they anticipate as much.

“I‘ll just call them out on it." Crawford said.
“I have an eye for them scalywags.“

Crawford (bottom right) deals to euchre partner Sears.

But it is hard to find anyone who hasn‘t
pulled one from their sleeves at least once in
their euchre careers , even Crawford.

“Sometimes I‘ll get a card from my pocket or
sneak one from the kitty." said Crawford. before
adding, “you‘ll only screw yourself by cheating
down there."

Over 5,000 college students across the nation
participated in their colleges‘ campus tourna-
ment to earn a spot at the national champi
onships. The four-day event will allow the stu-
dents to meet face-to-face competition and enjoy
the attractions (read: bars) of Disney World.

“T'm getting wasted,“ Crawford said.

What about practice?

“We‘re going to wing it." Sears said.

Considering their past fortunes. that doesn‘t
sound like a bad idea.

Four players divided into two partnerships play the
standard game. Partners sit across from one another.

The object of the game is to score to points.

Five cards are dealt to each player. The four
undealt cards, known as the kitty. are placed facedown
on the table. The top card of the kitty is turned face up.

The maker's partnership scores one point for mak-
ing three or four tricks, or 2 points if they manage to
take all five tricks. If they take fewer than three tricks.
however, they are “euchred” and score nothing;
instead. the defending side scores two points.

A maker who goes alone and wins all five tricks
scores 4 (instead of 2). Scoring is unchanged for mak-
ing three or four tricks (I point) or for failing to make
at least three tricks (the other team gets 2).

A frosty beverage is also highly recommended.

 

 

HELLBELLIES

7”,“, fr fin ”nu-rm :44!» M Ma '

SALOMON MZORS
SW 030

207 WOODLAND AVE. - LEXINGTON.KV ‘0502
Scott “2254355 Janna

wwwhallbolliatcom

Remmele Animal Clinic
Sidney Remmele,DVM

810 0" Dog or at

Vaccinations with
Student ID.

 

 

 

PURCHASE ANY
SUB
and get a

FREE

Medium Drink

325 S. Limestone
233-7811

Quality First Auto Care

“You're ready for Spring Brcak. but is your car rcaily?"

Bring your UKID and receive a FREE

‘Full Maintenance
Inspection
-check ilurds
ocheck belts
-check hoses
ocheck lights

-check tire pressure

'10%Student Discount
on Anything not on
sale!

'0" Change
$10.88

‘Transmission

Flush
$89 90

 

 

()N RICHMOND Rl)

Just c.i~I Hi ()‘(liarlcs '\
TWO FOR ONE!
l)r.ill liccrs. \Vcll l ltllll‘l\.
lloiiw \\'ir1c. .v :\TT[K'l|/t‘l'\

Moor Hit” 4 p III . 7p III
SSI'I'RHH All I):\\ oniliirikx

Games on
Big Screen
Game Days: $3.50

BigI Blue Teas

8: Big ue Margaritas

$3.50 Domestic Pitchers:
Moand 4 p in ~ ‘I p iii
And Sun I p.m. closc

WILDCAT
WEDNESDAY!

$1.50 Longnecks 4-9 p.m.

 

FREE COLLEGE TUITION
1-800- GO GUARD
Kentuck National Guard

HONOR GRAD P‘i: Co's; Cartier «as re ecu Sraua‘" a: Iris, 5 Tait Sam at .‘z' .anpem:
Cari mares ’15 :ws :0 re Jars N ’e is: as advice oars ‘~ 9’ SM ‘ian
.QC‘C Pngran See» in?! am: “e Mass. at .3;snie ‘ re earn; It 391’ 'aet'g r refine,
. . J, W \a‘rxa La: tie in 1 receive FREE COLLEGE TUITION plus 5 235.00 a month
for lllIm'Sll months ant weekend driI. pay :S‘ii £0} for inning one weekend a montt m m veers

W

Abstinence, safe sex for the break

By Jason Headrick
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Spring Break is approach-
ing fast. Suitcases have been
packed, and the suntan lotion
has been bought. Whether you
are traveling to the sunny side
of Florida or heading home for
the week, the potential for way
too much fun and way too
many “hook-ups" arises.

For Pam Woodrum of UK
University Health Services this
is prime season to discuss an is-
sue she has been talking about
for 27 years _ sex and sexually
transmitted diseases. Last week
Woodrum presented a program
to members of the Alpha Tau
Omega fraternity that dis-
cussed the dangers of sex.

“There is nothing wrong
with not having sex over
Spring Break," Woodrum said.
“You can have fun without do-
ing anything sexual. Absti-
nence is the most valid stand
you can take on sex.“

Her program discussed in
detail the many symptoms that
go along with diseases linked to
sex.

“It’s important to be aware
of sexually transmitted dis-
eases that are not prevalent at
UK," Woodrum said. “because

they can be other places."

Woodrum also emphasized
alcohol safety.

“Be careful not to drink too
much alcohol and then do
something risky. like having
unprotected sex or falling vic-
tim to a sexual assault."
Woodrum said.

She advocated limited
drinking and increased com-
munication with others.

“Control your alcohol in—
take, communicate and know
your potential partner." said
Woodrum. “Get to know them
before having intercourse with
them."

Woodrum also talked about
rape.

She said that communica-
tion is key when it comes down
to saying yes or no. Asking may
seem a bit silly when you are
caught up in the heat of the mo-
ment, but it could protect you
in the long run.

Contraceptive use was an-
other major portion of the pro-
gram.

After demonstrating how to
use several forms of contracep—
tion. Woodrum talked about
new types of protection that are
available on the market.

She stressed the impor-
tance of using more than one

form of birth control. such as
the pill and a condom. This en»
sures safety and can stop poten-
tial risks for the spread of dis-
ease and pregnancy.

At least one student walked
away enlightened.

“It was unlike any presen-
tation I have ever experienced.“
said Dave Sullivan. a broadcast
journalism junior. “I learned so
much concerning STDs and
their symptoms."

 

95 percent of females do not
show signs or symptoms of STDs if
they are infected.

A sexually active teenager who
does not use contraceptives has a
90 percent chance of becoming
pregnant within one year.
670,000 women were the victims
of rape, attempted rape or sexual
assault between 1995 and l996.
Source: RAINN Foundation

Just ask
'Call Pam Woodrum at 323-5823
ext. 280 for questions concerning
STDs or other health concerns.
Testing is available through the
UK Clinic.

 

fiRQKElLGLASS

Tips toavoid car break-ins, theft

Stop ‘em: Inside the
mind of a thief, and
how to frustrate it

By Andrea Noe
STAFF VRITER

Expensive car alarm sys-
tems can keep cars from being
stolen. but some of the best de-
fenses against crime are free
and available to everyone.

Basic things, such as lock-
ing car doors. keeping the win-
dows rolled up and parking in
well-lit areas, can keep poten-
tial thieves away from vehicles,
said Stephanie Bastin of UK po-
lice operations.

“That sounds silly. but
you‘d be surprised how many
people forget these things,“
Bastin said.

Bastin also suggested that
people keep valuable items

from being easily seen from
outside of the car.

One problem students face
is leaving their cars in places
like stadium parking lots for a
week or two at a time. Bastin
said.

She suggests the students
go back and check on the car
once in a while to make sure
the cars are still safe.

Although simple things can
make a thief‘s job much more
difficult, Bastin sees car alarms
and devices like the Club as be-
ing good investments.

“Any kind of security mea-
sure that you take is worth the
price." she said.

Some students don't see car
thieves as a major concern
around the campus.

“If they wanted my car.
they would be pretty desper-
ate." joked Will Anglin. an Eng-
lish senior. “If they're that des-
perate, I‘ll let them have it."

Others. however. have be-

come more wary after bad expe-
riences.

Tamara Mills. a communi-
cation disorders senior.
changed the way she treats her
car after a friend‘s car was
stolen from a store parking lot.

“Ever since then. I lock my
doors,“ she said.

Even while they take pre-
cautions. students are still
aware that their cars could be
stolen.

“I use an alarm system on
it." said Eric Morrow, political
science junior. “But I am a little
concerned, because I live in an
apartment off campus. and l
have to park on the street.“

Although security mea‘
sures aren't completely fool-
proof. Bastin said that they can
make stealing a car much more
difficult.

“It‘s not going to eliminate
car theft. but it's going to make
them leave yours alone." she
said.

a year.

 

 

 

Campus Ca enar

March 6 - March 12. 2000

The (ompus (olendor is produied by the Otiite of Student Activities. Registered Student Orgs. and UK Depts (on submit inlormotion for FREE online ONE WEE t
PRIOR to the MONDAY inlormution is to orpeur at: http://www.uky.eda/SfpdenfCenfer/Studonfkfivifies

£2
TUTORING

“Moth rpm 3-50 3 I234 4-50 203 frozee tioll "Illl‘s
‘(hernrstryl IOpm Holmes lounge 8-] 9pm Noggin
‘Motli 6 l0 Holmes (lossroom 36 9pm (ornmons 308A
‘lirslory l04 KIDS, 4 S45, llolmet (lossroom 8 6 8 pm. 306 (0mm
'Sponisli 6 Bpm, Noggin (omp