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THURSDAY

W\V\V.KYKERNE L.(‘(‘)M

JUN: 38, lot)?

Four new men's tennis team recrurts are ready
to make a racket this year

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KENTUCKY KERNEL

CELEBRATING to YEARS OF INDLPENDENeE

 

 

 

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Strapping in for safe

()n a muggy summer afternoon in
the parking lot of( Iommoiiyyealth
Stadium. representatiyes from
Safe Kids Fayette (Iounty eonduet—
ed free ehildrens 'ar seat inspections
and demonstrated how to properly

use the seats.

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['K employees brought their fami-
lies out on 'l‘uesday' from 2 to 5 pm.

The next eyent hosted by Safe
Kids Fayette ( Iounty‘ is July 14 for

anyone to attend.

Parking Structure No. 5
open for fireworks Viewing

By Britney McIntosh

pews @kykert‘el rnttt

()n .lrily 4. a \alrd l K parking.v permit ysill
douhle as a lront r'o\\ tieket to see Lexingtorik
annual l'ourth ot luly tireyyorks display.

lor the rum eonseeutiye year. l'K Parking
at- l‘ransportation Seryiees yyrll allou may
one “fill a \alid l'K parking permit to \yatelt
the tireyyorks trorri the top ot Parking Strue
ture No 5. along side ot South Limestone St
tk‘\l to Kennedy Bookstore

”Parking Struetute No. 5 is art Ideal lthl
tiori l‘or \yatehine the lll‘L‘\\ttrl\\ display. siiiee
it eliminates the hassle ot looking.y tor parking:
doysntoyyn.” said Don Thornton. drreetor ot
Parking; .rrid Transportation Seryiees. Thorn
ton originally thought ot the idea to proyrde a
sater yieyyirig atriiospliere for the people yy ho
had elimhed onto the roots of sery iee huild-
ings around rampus before the department
opened the parking struetuie root

"We try to make it eonyenient for people."
said ('hrissie Balding Tune. a spokesyyoman
tor Parking and Transportation Seryrees “You
don‘t lime to deal yyith the hassle ot parking.
We “Ill eyen hay e pttftrttipttlllsW on the root."

In years past. the numher ot people \IC“~
mg the lireysorks shoyx on the parking strueA
ture has not exeeeded [.000 and has ineluded
mostly L'K staff. Tune said

The seeurity restrictions for \iemng the
t‘ireysorlts on the parking structure are signifi-
eantly lighter than that of ”Red. White. and
Boom." the event for t'rreysorks \revting hostr

First ieeee tree. Sebeeqeeet ieeeee 25 cents.

ed hy the t‘ity, \shieh yyill start earlier in the
day \Hllt a tree eoneert. Tune said.

This year “Red. White. and Boom" has alr
tered rts seturity poliey tor the ripeoinirrg holr
rday and yyill not alloys outside tood and

drink. umhrellas. haekpaeks. hooni ho\es or

personal grills as it has in years past. she
satd

l'ood and drink “I” he permitted at the
parking: strutture. Tune said. hoyseyei‘ there
eaii he no grills. open tires. aleohol. or per
sonal tireyyorlss Tuo l K poliee ottieers “Ill
he on duty at the parking: strueture

Tune eypeets the eomparatiyely |a\ poliey
yull ereate a draw she said

"(thyiously our eyent is mueh smaller,”
she said ”It is a really family lrrendly atmos
phere "

Only 1000 people typieally \ie\\ the
shoys lrom the root or the parking.y strueture.
as opposed to 50.000 at "Red. White and
Boom." Tune said.

"And new neyer had all the spates tale
en." Thornton said

l'K “Ill open the root ot the parking
strueture at 7 pm The lights atop Parking
Strueture No 5 yyrll he turned oil so the amhr
ent light uon't talse awry from the tireyyorlss
display. Thornton said

“It's an exeellent plaee to yyateh the tire-
uorks." Thornton said, "You're not eatight up
in all the tral‘t'ie going on in the doyyntoysn
area and parking is not an issue You rust
park. “ally up a tevt flights ot stairs and
you're there."

.‘,.,r4,..,',\ ,,.‘ ‘ii’u-t -
.'~> “Mo... it we ‘tt'iift’tat' .‘i'attt ‘ tau em to Ms

.\ tysorpait \L‘l'les. yyhith to
erised on the IITlPdsl ot tlsltlL'

methamphetamriie and teattir

my; three l K employees unit

the 300* Daytime laiirny tor
()utstandirtgv Spetial ('lass Site
eial hy the \;lllttll.tl .v\taderriy ot
l‘eley ision \ns and Seieriees

The series. ‘.\ Question ot
l ire or \leth.” teatured l'K ey
perts Holly Hopper and His lirn
(‘etil and \usari l’ollatls and
“as aired on the «at. ('lass
room Lhdllltk‘l

lhe doeurireritai'y eyariiiiied
the impatt ot meth troni the
users thetuselyes and toeused on
teen ahuse Part one esplairied
“hat the drug is and what it
does. and looked at the impaet
meth has on the hody. Part two
eyamined hoyy lays enloreement
has responded to the rtieth trisis
and e\plored possrhle solutions

Add: lit’sl s‘tttttaetetl l‘K
ahotit the series heeause ot its
work “fill the l)rue l:ridaneered
('hild Trarnrntv Netyyork and the
Kentuelsy -\lliariee tor Unit: lzn
dangered ('hildren programs.
uhieh are tunded hy the .\p
palaehian Regional (‘ommission
and housed in the [K (‘ollege

 

 

SG looks

to build
fresh m an
leaders

By Blair Thomas

{it"i‘i'tas Flint-ewe r at

Student (ioyerninent plans to mange
hoyy treshmeii eet iityolyed “tlhltl the orea
ni/atiori and on tairipus. it iieyy lL'jJtsldllttll
passes through the \(i .\eriate iii the tall

lhe legislation \\ottld goe the euireiit
SH l-r’eshrriaii Representatrye ( 'ourit rl ll'R( ),
\yhieh helps \srth treshniair riisolyetrieiit. a
rreyy riarrie and added It'st‘stltsll‘llllles

"lhrs is a tliange yye're really proud ot
said St} President \iels l’helps "I! “ll! _L'1\L‘
2‘ eserted arid an\ious treslurieri a \Tldllkk' to
get inyolyed on eariipus and star! iie'uor'kirig
anion}: eatupus organizations "

l’lre rreyyly named leadership l)e\elop
ritent l’rogr'arrr tl.l)l’i \Hll lllslllth‘ a mentor
trig program to Ianrilru‘i/e the students \yitlr
earripus and its resourees as \\ ell as lllk reased
inyolyerirent iii St}. l’helps said

"In l'R( '. the treshriren had required ottiee
hours. a \yeelsl\ rrieetin}; and one pioiett tor
the year] l’helps said " \r the end ot the \ear
\\e \yere luelty it \y e had l0 riiemhers tett ‘

l’helps thinks the iritreased rrtyolyeiirerit
in ME and on tanrpus \\lll hettei henetit the
students. he sard

“\\e reali/ed that the ptoyrant .\asn't re
ally kyotlsirrygf said \(i \ite l’resideri' ltrrt
taiiy lanedoii 'lt \sasn't aehieyrne \\hat \u‘
thought it should "

lhe proerarri should heuerrt the future of
\(i ’helps said

"l ltl’ tomes l‘atls to help \rudent (io'.
errirrrerit hetause students stay riryolyed usitl;
the oreanr/ation and hetorrre ioiiix eteat sen
atois or the\ go on to yet iri‘ovi' ed at other
oreanr/atioiis ilse \ \It Attrderrt \ttiotzes
Board: and ‘studtart ( ioxeinnien‘. dent-tops .2
real“. :‘rea? mark it: reta
groups

I: ilit t harret :arsseii
made up oi ,‘5 *0 llt‘\lll"t'tl

“By the end oi the suta'uei use liapt 't‘
ha\e talkgd Yo eyety .rrtorritne treshrrraii
ahotit the pro-grant " l'hefips sard '\\e hope
to hat e around I‘ll applrt air's'

lt llk program .tr'atys high rirrtnl‘ers or
appla ants. l'lielps said those not setet ted tor
lltl' Hill has; Il:: tlt‘Pt‘l'lllltlH to get in
\oly ed \yrth o‘hei areas or SM sutli as the

:ioiish 1‘ y'- :tlr 'feesc

ll)l' A;

s.lhlll'e!\

\‘ite l )tt'.'it itiotltet «it tttte
ltldl' latk ( it go said she xyas rrnp'essed ’ty
flte ot‘tmrtu'ittiz's l l>l’ has to otte'

lluouehou' lireh sthool latl \yas al
>\T|‘s‘ satil l

Inn. to s’a'y irryotyed in totleee

‘lt‘tlt;_‘ trtsh

\\.z\s iltsitt‘stti :lI stlli‘ttl HllllL",
\Mllil ‘

latt. Utegt‘ lallsed tit Phelps at lt,s Ert'slt
iriai: :Il's'llldllttll last \yeels

lirl-ed thy~ things he had ll' say
It seems like a great \yay to start earl\ tttdls
in; nee tireuds and getting to krioxy l K l
itist hope il rsu t too tinie toiisur‘iir‘ie ‘

ht sa:d

.\‘rayys‘ BRIIil's

Meth documentary wins
Daytime Emmy Award

ol T’lH‘Tls Health

Hopper is the proiert toord
riator tor the training; netuork
and eharr ot the allrantt pro

grams

('etil is a dentist and protes
sot in the l K (Tolleee o? [ten
l‘ollatk is a pediatrrtiati

and assistant protessot :ri ‘lrn - : i 'ht

(tsl!\

ttld‘rit‘ think! a' sltrilt'tds It.t'is
term; to l K ‘!i 'lx lseti
'llsK‘\(i‘331l"t!tlt"s.ttts! lsthnita]
( \‘Tle.!,'s \\s'e‘lt‘ l-as "L‘t‘lt t“.
tended tit \llL’ l sa d ltoii \\r't
lK s 1\\l'tl.2l\‘lll‘lt'lltll
roli'rte'” "‘,rll.tL't_'l"'t‘tr‘ it .1 iieus
It‘ltus~

‘tt‘xlt \t’ ir'

l K Depaitrnent ot l‘ediatia s . ,1 not setttaaishii‘»

Alum nominated
to direct Census Bureau

l‘tesiderit (retiree \\
retently riorrrirtatt'd \lt‘hfit; \hii M 1‘
tltkh, \‘llU llttltl‘s .i tltklt‘ldlt Ill
stvtroloes troin l'K_ to he the
”CU tllft‘s‘lttr Hi the l

Bureau
\lrrrdot k

tarreht at \‘lle
Texas \.&.\1

It ('oneress tontrrms \lur
disk he \yill he in plate to lead

s ( ensus

attended
l)al\ota \tate l niyersrty as an
undergraduate He is an .I\ adein
IL and puhlished author \\ ho has

‘s ‘s‘tl. tl t\\i‘
lllt! .i ‘ ‘7 (IT‘\ 'l

trr l K

ti‘\"rrll. ;.

tl
'Alti L‘

ltrrsh

I
\t'.it'\

\t hozarshrtis also \yrll he ot
tered to a limited nutriher ot
students
least Js‘

toitiiiiuruh tolreee

\rrtth transferring unit at
hours ot ataderrrit tredit and 1 1
(il’\s \ll other transfer stu
dents \yith a minimum 1 ‘0 KU
nirilatrye ( il’\. \y ho are turrently
enrolled at an auredrted institu
tron and \\ ho ha\ e eoinpleted 24
at .rdernu t redit hours are elrei

“e“ as

lltcseltetlttlt‘tl :HTHKL'H\U\ Me to ”impen- lot a hmited

UK extends deadline for
transfer scholarships

The deadline to apply tor the

li'rsl_t‘s Stholarship

number of \t .000 nonreneuahle
ayyards

Interested .rpplrtarits are re
armed to suhitiit an applieation
to the (wit e ot \tademit Seholr

arships hy \uy: l

a \\ hol

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SATC Movie: Kristin Dishes!

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the IUII\\ helnml the HBO Int
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