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An empty warehouse was destroyed in a spectacular fire last night. The blaze broke out at 7:08 pm. in the dilapidated structure behind Rupp Arena. Officials are still investigating the cause of the :i-alarni fire. 1} ;‘ .1‘
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VOLLXXXHI, No.93 . L‘niyersity of Kentucky -‘ -

. Monday, January 26,1981 iiii independent student newspaper L9Xlngt0n, KenlUCky .F
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welcome eX-hostages '* ' Q ' “ ’ " '
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BY AN” BLACKM“ it" - «‘3 a . 4’ ‘ , By (‘INDY DECKER , r - . .3 ;
Associated Press Writer of the reunion, keeping private it“ ’ - ' ' ~ 5‘ ffwr't . .\t 1” am" 80b Jones. .adiology
what the hostages and their ’ ih ' “ v3 '- . ~ ta ' er thumorfi and Lhuck Lien. 1
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.WEST POINT, N.Y.' — Genera- families .wanted private. But e?" i" f; ( "s “ ’” . I Editor's note: The following is n; We Thhheyoffertobchahgeiatli‘: _ 1,
tlhhs separate Claudia Johnson, Tarbell Stlu managed to describe 5,? tr; 9, 7; i “ in. i1 , one staff writer's account of her at- offer to fix them some ‘hot .f; .~ -‘
Wife Of an Army man, and ll-year- “5 “There was an aura oflove." “h“.i 5 i 1‘ :71- .' a“ . tempts and ultimate failure to ob- chocolate. ‘- h
old Stacy Panzanaro blit together . 'VJ . g . » ' , . tain choice seats for UK basketball While drinking hot chocolate a 1 »‘
they said all that needed saying to wAfter the first taste of freedom, , .J—‘ a} ' ... 3., g f . . games. rm M . » ,, {I ]k . b0 t {h E, . ,
sum up the Day the Hostages Came after the first round 0f hugs, the I 2? “h ‘i H “ I ‘WI‘; l3 gpit-i'pa itl‘i‘inllttihltrh l‘li \lilrighlilizlcj th: h ‘
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Home. . . . hostages wanting to preserve the ff 1:1 9 ’, . . K4! «.1; Life canberough sometimes campouts Hm girl savs she -.“ .
“They are finally on American 5011 glorious moments: pulling out . o. ‘ ~ .. ’\ t " , ‘ _. git; My friend Mary Beth and I found ”mow out boom“, “we; gmm Li, L;
and nobod will mess with them pocket cameras and photographing . 1’ ~ 1 \ .. ,. ,1; ., . . ' , . .‘ _. . t ' 1 g .- 1., ,
Y ‘ . . .. .. .. ( y 1. ,. . this out this past weekend when we . . 1 1 . . -
. ,, . th ki th tth , . _. . .1 l 1 , “org in lower arena once. ldon tsee how ,.
agam’ salerS' Johnson: . one ano er—rna ngsure an e 1 ti M3 ' 1 $4 ”‘h camped out two nights for “Chet“ anvone could stand to \‘ll anywhere 3‘ 5’
hAhd $1;th PUtehierl {99131185 "1:0 Iggfi’gogéhte S'd‘: fie plane The *‘t .3. » a g " ‘ ' . " . deg» " ’ I It seemed that everything was 014, ~ ‘ ‘ '
t esigns ecarri a one emu e m 5 ° ehca ‘5 "1‘ 3’s; . ”r ~11.» destined to owron . ‘ ,1 - 1 . . . , ‘
the former hostages took to West eluded in the picture. fl. -- .. / ... 1..-”. .... . v wxfik . - _g ' g _>‘ ‘ ‘1 Jones offers a different theory on .~ 4-
P ‘ t- “s r s nda - United 2 1 i .u “_ .. f .We am"? “’0‘" “h * “dB-1 what wmpouts could do for people '-, "
$33552 1:960” u y. 2The description of the scene on ‘ i I " ow”, _ “'Ww ‘ _-’- night and SE“ the control Shed» "It the heads of countries camped ' ' ,L

Th ' an 1' t1 h . ttes the plane, offered by customs in- »/ _ . :1" ‘ SI“: » / ._.',;17::3~Q~“f‘7‘7. ‘ ' After hanging around for a Whhe‘ 0Ut together like thIS. they'd Pr” ‘ ‘l 7
. ere were pen ) 5“? “She . spector Gerald Naves: “I could feel ' L“ , " "‘" W...” i 1%": we go to a gOing-away party for a bahlv get along a lot better." he 'i ‘ J
m these Catskill thhllls'l ”Ch 1“ thereliefand the relaxation." ,1 1 _ 9 m ‘33“? }-.,.~. former Kernel staffer who said. ’ :1
the legend 0f Rip Van Winkle and .~ ‘ “Y "I 1.. graduated 135‘ semester, Dean Michael Palm arrives and
the hereisms of the Revolutionary 2The mood in the Stewart Air- _ . - _ -‘ ' .4; .g‘ ’ ' On the way back to the coliseum. passes om control cards at 11 a m
Wig-ch port terminal where some families . "f' {'i‘. ilk ,3” , . one Of the car‘s turn signals quits After talking to him a few minutes

u as: , . waited, breaking spontaneome in- 4, - g» 1p- “1 . 1 > 21- workingAfter arrivmg1we wrap in I come to the .ionolusion that h;

wThe man leSlhg theground as to “God Bless America," as the h r? vi’ey' e: h ‘31:, 34:: '- blankets and sleep m the car. turn— believes all cambers are insane « :i i i i
he got off the plane bringing the plane landed. On the wall. two huge , ‘ e _; a?" _, ing on the heat when we start get< behef that Iwho knows"i may be ‘- . 3
former hostages from . Germany. signs: “Free at Last," and “Home ‘ Pm“, .if. ., t ting COld- fact. ‘
And the airport OfflClal, Frank 0f the Brave." “Q k .s \ " ' .‘ =2. " 1. Now‘ campouts are experiences “ye then go back [0 the dorm and 1‘. ‘1: I
Tarbell, describing the scene, say- 1, ' 1 : 1 f h , , . . g j . '

, u . . .3... . ~ . a one never ”gets T ere are “‘0 shower. Man Beth finds out. via ., ‘ .;

ing: It was a Marine, but I could “The 01‘0st along the airport to ‘ I , i. -~ ' "*‘ types 0t campers. The “regulars" her roommate that she has guests 3 1 i

not seethename tag for my tears." . - - 2" “‘5‘" ' l 1., a, , _. ‘ tl 1h 1h . 4 ,. .‘ ‘ »_ 1
. , West Poxnt bus route, whilmg away . H1 at y g . i... .» . ~ 1 are ‘9 ones “ 0 camp W eneyer driying to Lexmgton to see her that :- . ,

" The “339015 mm the": flags at the time by singing patriotic songs. ;. . ”’4 ‘ ‘ . 1»; \4 they hear the words "tiCltet afternoon .' .' - : -'
half-staff,areminder on this day-of Flags, yellow ribbons, signs, "(1 "ii _, _“ ~‘ ‘ "Ii * ,1. , . "1 dlStribUhOh-H The others are the A quick. frantic phone call and 45 i;
Joy that eight servicemen were k'h' everywhere. New York State Police ‘ 3A 1'; = TI; ‘ » ‘ hé‘ ‘ it a ‘ - ‘ ones who camp only now and tht‘h minutes later. the car returns to the 1i! -"
ed during 135‘ Apr ‘1 5 failed “50“" estimatetheroute crowd at 200,000 tm . , _ 4‘” ., “:1! 1 =- » AbOUt thI‘ 99401" thS 0t campers are coliseum minus Mary Beth and ' i - “
missmn. ,, t-“ér' ' is 1 ' . - 1 s .

. . » 4 1 " ‘ 1. regulars. lus home. who 15 takin M' rv .- . ‘

w'l‘he baby buggydecorated “nth wOne woman in the throng, ' y 'W? ' Although I have attended every Seth‘s place until that nightg d ' .- ,
American flags,its infant occupant laughing through her tears, com- 1' . . ' campout this year, this was Marv :1 . I ~. "I

. . ,., . i . The music of Judas Priest is . ,.
swathedinayellow blanket. menting: ”(30d has brought them hoax? i- ' Beth's first one. heard at the coliseum. thanks to the :

”TE: COTt'hmhehtROf Bighsrdgreh’ home tous.” A. ‘ .- ~~ W,” ,3, ._ At 8 am. we get up when the mom," speaker stereo “mom .‘ ‘5; .
ner, : “ o ec w1 e uper . . ,. » ' -"-» names on the list were checked we belon ‘ 1 " ‘ i": i

' . ~ ging to Mike Hackstadt. c vil 1 1'.
Bomb“? want to see that they re " And, hhahy v the tower-to-plane Hundreds of students camp out in front of Memorial Coliseum for are numbers 10 and 11 For th“ engineering freshman. and Dalvid f. 1
here. . . message as the hostage .let tOUChed basketball tickets.despite freezing temperatures. uninformed. this meant we would Hackstadt. electrical engineering } i‘, '

2Airport staffers voting down: We welcome your cargo beon the front row in section 31 for sophomore , ‘ W‘
unammously not to give any details home.” the next two ballgames. ( Ontlnued on page 6 .1" w i

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p g y MBA. degree holds prestige, value,
resumes full-time student role d' °
program coor motor, students claim

By DALE G. MORTON UKPoliceSgt. William Maxberry. the Kentucky Law Enforcement . . I,
StaffWriter AnativeofLexington, Maxberry Council's 10-week police training 3’ ROGER D‘W'LL'AMS g”"“_“‘°_,’.:"’?? ”‘9 WET“: {" 111',-
attendedUKfor 2% years following program at Eastern Kentucky Reporter August. “fl“ ~ As far (‘S‘M’V 3‘9 a . . ,‘

There’s nothing out of the or- his graduation from Bryan Station University. Those who have the degree are been ad‘hhd- b} the faculty”. the
dinary about being a police officer. High SchoolAt that time, “Max" — He returned to UK in September , , promoted faster than persons Who demand 15 ”h”. pretty good. She a - '.'
Nor, for that matter, is there as he is called by his friends — was of that year as a member of UK's Administrators and students 0f have jUSt bachelor's degrees. sa'd She mums the degree '5 ‘- l »‘
anything special about going to majoring in sociology and consider- police force. In 1977 he was pro busmess colleges around the coun— “th only a bachelor's degree. useful but not essential. She added '.”~.
school full time. ins applying for admission to the moted to the rank ofsergeant. try seem to think that masters' you’ll be promoted only up to a that 4 she believes she IS more ~ .“' 1
Whatisunusualisacombinationof lawschool. Although he had taken a few degrees 0t h‘JSihefis administra- certain level in the corporation Spec‘ahlod ‘h h” held ” person» 7

. _ - - - tion have not lost their restige nel by being in the program. ' ‘
thetwo. However, m July 1974 Maxberry courses on a part time basis. it . P , and no farther. regardless 0t how . 1 x. . .
Such is the case for 27-year-old dropped out of UK and enrolled in wasn‘t until this semester that and value, despite a large m' 10118 you‘re there." Edwards said, Jo? h lhn'gah' a 23-yearold 5““ ..- ' "
Maxberry enrolled as a full-time crease in the number of students He added that those with the dent in the program.said students ‘ ‘- |
‘ student. He is takingalS-hour class receiving thedegrees. MBA WOUId move UP the CO!" must make their education ‘ =
.;,;.§: ,. schedule and is currently the only With business graduates in de- porateladderfaster. marketable. “Undergraduate , ‘
.. s ‘ f - .~‘ . UK officer attending school on a 3:2: many colleges Jumped on The second benefit of a degree. degrees today are like a high : “ . _~
- A p .. . . - full-time basis. ndwagon to offer the M.B.A. accordi to Edwards is that school degree 20 years ago. he .
5’ . . ’ \ Maxberry is working toward a program.Consequently, there has cours "gm ght . th ‘ said. “Everybody‘s got one.“ _' ..
.‘ _ . - - - been speculation that the prestige _es u m . e program Flanigan.who plans to graduate ' 1 ‘
’r 1 double "181°? m 5000108)’ and prowde students With tools the - , - ~ 1
\ ‘13 l l "‘ \ psychology with a double minor in of the degree is diminishing. A . . y in December 1981. said he believes .- ‘ .
1 M. n ¢ . . need to run their own busmesses h » bec . . l'
2 ” »-—»»—- computer science and business ad- Northwestern UniverSity survey, with confidence . e '.S . oming more .Spec'a ”ed ‘1 ‘- .
\1 W * ministration. He attends classes however, reported that available ' in his field of marketing. “I had ' . .
\ ‘ Monday through Friday mornings employment in 1980 for those with Of the 51 students enrolled in my doubts coming in, but so far 1 ‘ -
'1’ v ’ “On Monday and Wednesday'l M.B.A. degrees rose 10 percent UK‘s program in 1971, 22 it's been excellent and real world- 1
. get out of class in time to 80 to overtheprevious year. graduated. In 1900. 74 graduated. oriented." He added thatbig com- _ ‘1 ‘ .
_ '- work .. he said Maxberry works Bob Edwards. coordinator of and there were 185 enrolled in the panies recruit heavily on campus. .
"i- the second shift ‘3 to 11 9-171 the MBA program at UK, fall of 1980, according to Edwards. so the demand must still be there ~ '
SGT. WILLIAM MAXBERRY He said he has had no problems believes there isademand for the Edwards said the M.B.A. pm In 3 Feb. ll, 1%0 article. The ‘ ‘ .‘ ,
adjusting to the student environ- degree. “There was a demand for gram at UK compares favorably Wall Street Journal compared the
—'—‘__———-—_‘ ment. managers that wasn‘t being with that of other universities. M.B.A. holder to a free agent in , ’
'nSIde outSIde “It’s been no problem with me. satisfied, and the increase in the 3:5 kiiigfof 2h unique program in baseball. Some ht‘op consulting ‘ ‘ 1
————————-———-———————~~——, They (the students) take me as number of MBA. programs twe er cone-year M.B.A.. firms. such as t Boston Con- 1 ,
See page 4 for details on the Our weather will remain spring- myself "hesaid. satisfied that demand." he said. whereas (at) most other places it sulting Group and Morgan Stanley . .
Oakland mjdem127_10wm over the like for my but worsen by tomor~ Maxberry tells his imtructon he “But, as far as quality is concern- will take you one-half to two & C0,. are giving graduates as ~
Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl row. Itwfllbepartlysunny, breezy isapoliceofficerwhenheenrolls. Edi 1 W" "““k the define has ye“?- 'he “"1- _ much as 8 355.000 first-year
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' 171 R'ght to Speak
' 4 Firing of Sutherland reflects manic state of basketball fever
- ' It happens to coaches every year. tant coach at Alabama and coach at several high H. 9 0 5
. Fans begin to second-guess game strategy. they schools including Lafayette High School in Lex- LO 9e Up to 80 LBS tile . 0
A‘ ‘ begin to criticize the offense, 1th dfrflense, the ingtjon where Dirk Minniefield was one of his 4 t “‘5' / ‘ (9 i
- . - lavers, some even begin to ca or e coac ’s stu ents. . 1‘ , . u
' “ , Eesignation, Sutherland was also a co-host of WYLK’sfSport- / _ . y“ “ratv Kfiomeif“ waY 1-
. . ' . Especially in Kentucky —— the basketball state sline 59" until last Monday. It seem§ his criticism of / . ‘ it, J j. . ll ' it:
" fl . V U.S.A., birthplace of the UK Wildcats, home of the Hall‘s coaching, such as calling UK s offense _total- /; ' ”(t ‘ m “I“. Dav; 0P hess h i
' ~ ' . legendary Adolph Rupp — where everybody and his ly outdated, antiquated, Lawrence Welk w1nged- ' [7; . l . . _ t' .
f ' . mother knows the game of roundball backwards and tip," did not set well With several UK fans as well as ,/ . I 4 l l . this is “it a Fat) Di? . woo WLLL Be
’ t . i . forwards, or so they wouldhave you think. the management _of WVLK, who, by the way, also //:q u f, t . one?! constant SUWWlSlon BY
-. . ' .. ‘ And when things don‘t go as the fans have schedul- hold excluSive rights to football and basketball / /} . Vain“ miLitants at ELL times!
. .y . ed, well, then there 5 cause for the cynics to let their broadcasts of UK garntes intLexmgUoh. 'n L ‘n ton //,//,; \ . . N c omme no e 0 BY the 'll'anian Brother-
. , ' opinions be known. It seems you on cri leize 1 on g . //// “00° or “”3999“; me Barbarians!
' .' - No one knows this better than Joe B. Hall. He has Especially the basketball program. Espec1ally on a , I) ,
. *' . had his share of criticism in the past — including radio talk show that is carried by the station that / l i l . eat; ano sleep 1.. _‘ '.' ‘7 .. _ .. _. .. .- -
- ' . some of late after the losses to Alabama and LSU. also carries the games. . . 4:» f in Luxurious l rice. ‘3; “fittiotii’gsfk‘g t; l
.' -fi " i But, for the most part, Hall has produced in what This is outright censorship. ” I ll mlISNt'OOm inn! l kgmieini‘ Guarantees weiout I
'. is probably both the most desired and most And it stinks. . _ . . ' . \ l 4 J . w“ Prooram. Ptease l
. i ' . pressure-packed job in basketball - coach of the UK If a man cannot give his opinion —- right or wrong i l. l , "on me mgpg mpg!
. . . . , - Wildcats. in his tenure at UK, he has had All- _ in a situation that calls for just that, then there is f: , vi 1 . name I
. i , Americans. He has had championship teams. He has something wrong with those whose duty it‘lS to do F, . ’ . h I , e;-- l was“ . |
. - _ -". kept the tradition. And he has kept UK basketball, just that, such as the operators of radio stations and of (I, ’ Wig/3' a i . I "'- - " ‘— l
. ' ‘ ’ for the most part, scandal—free. the publishers of newspapers. mz, “ ‘O - --- -——;~'* " " "' " -' -' - -'
. ‘ Maybe too much $0. One local columnist, after the Alabama and LSU
. i . There has been relatively little criticism of Hall games, said Kentucky is no longer the basketball
' ‘ and his program. And while this in itself is not bad. king in the Southeaster Conference. And With the
'V V the fact that it is not allowed to occur is scary. dismissal of Sutherland, who did the show for free, it
. , 1 , Just ask Charles “Jock" Sutherland, former assis- is no longer the class of the conference, either.
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,- I . firetruck roared across the intersection. Dean watched it speed out of Steve Hunt, journalism senior, gave us an ending with a comment on
'. i . . _ e sight. He then pulled up to the manager’s office and went in. society. Here it is:
. ’. . “i ”"“‘- ”"' “’“"“'"‘g “”0““ ' “As he waited at the from desk for the manageh he kept ”unifies of "Dean was hit hard, blood redder than the firetruck gushed out from
. ' . ' '- ‘0 Ja.‘ “MW" “hum" 0' 135‘ . " how he could back out tactfully. In the back office he heard the manager numerous openings in his body.
' ii ' V' Myk' ”HM and Hrmrwksmn' is [CY ’ “ ' talking With someone. Let‘s see, he could say he found a better “The firemen rushed on, knowing that putting out fires was their job,
- " . I. pr‘""""’d “5 a" “”0" ‘0 ehe‘mrage a . deal . . . suddenly Dean perked up and listened intently. The words not stopping to help people who walk in front of them.
i “mm“ immwmem “uh issues on ‘ #1.. i Egyptian, excavation and tomb echoed clearly ‘ Dean listened carefully. “Once the fireturck reached the fire, a compassionate fireman called
I ' . . campus 8"“ throughout "'9 “"rld' lOSSQll ~ _. The manager proceeded to talk into the receiver: an ambulance for Dean. He told them the approximate location of the -
I 'V - i I I ‘ h "‘9 mu” haw dram" little it ”Yeah. i would sure take that j°b~ h‘it we're short a numbers man, accident, and that was that, at least as far as the fire department was
V ‘ ' ‘ “‘p‘mw' the "dim” ha“ proceed' . you know, an accountant. Hell yes the company would pay to dig there. concerned.
. _ . -. ed . with Mr. Fossett‘s project, ' , You know 1 've been working for ‘em for years and managing this apart- “Meanwhile, Dean bled and bled on the street. Nobody bothered to
' ' “h"h dre“ ”um “ bit“ " ’ merit business on the side. Okay, if I come up with an accountant, we all stop and help him. Most people didn‘t want to get blood all over the in—
. ' i- .- go in three weeks, but don‘t count on it ‘cause I doubt we‘ll find anybody side of their car. The other just didn’t care.
i ' - ’ 1' i i knows accounting and this damn digging bUSiheSS t°°- Yeah, good-bye.’ “Dean managed to get to the sidewalk to do his bleeding. People step-
, .’ i ' - ' "As the apartment manager stepped around the wall to see who was ped over him like a pile of shit. One person accidently stepped on him,
‘ ' ‘ ' 7 ii )0“ remember " and 9V9“ if .VOU d0“ *‘ my 135‘ “Ohimh ended there, Dean stretched out his hand and smiled, they began talking about but be wiped the blood off his shoes in the grass. No harm done.
i " . ‘ rather abruptly one Of his dreams.“ “Finally, an ambulance came, but before they picked him up they
. , ' I There was our hero. Dean Landerson. walking away from church a . asked him if he was insured, Dean said, “Blue Cross" and showed his
. ~. 1 "new man " card.
' v '. D00“. a boring, depressed. misunderstood BCCOUhiahi had decided ‘0 Mark Garvey, an arts and sciences freshman, gaveusa romantic ver- “He had never ridden in an ambulance before. lt was fun. He
I . i change his lifestyle and do all things that he was previously afraid to do. sion well, sort of_ Here it is: remembered seeing someone hit by a car once and thinking how ex«
.' ‘ ' , V 50. as he was walking down the street thinking Of his future plans, he “Dean‘s body flew 20 feet in the air before landing on the sidewalk. An citing it would be to ride in an ambulance.

' I . , . “CPD?“ right In front Of a speeding iiTe‘h'UCk- And that is where the observer ran over to offer her assistance and stayed by Dean‘s side "He had lost a lot of blood and broken a few bones, but that didn’t

.i . i.“ . f : Shir} ended there when the ambulance came to take him to the hospital. bother him. He was doing something he had always wanted to do.
' . . .1 Now do you remember? Anyway. i asked for you. the reader. to write “The victim of fate woke up in the hospital with his legs. arms, and “For Dean this was a new beginnng.“
i' .‘ ' ' 'dh ending for the SW? And boy. did i 89‘ some endings. i received a head in casts. He couldn‘t remember what happened but he knew the

‘ ~. ' few that were so obnoxiOUS. vulgar afld crude that they were unprine result. For once in his life he had the guts to try and now somehow he . _

‘ . ‘ .3»? I. table Naturally. they both came from fellow staffers here at the ended up with multiple fractures Dean stared at the ceiling intently, David Baker, an arts and sciences major, apparently doesn't like my
.‘ f . _ ‘ ‘ Kernel But othervvise. most endings were acceptable _. and pretty good hoping some divine inspiration would decree a path. He felt trapped in- columns. In a note before his version of an ending he wrote: "Since the
' ' i ‘ .- 3‘ that. i might add side of civilization, not only emotionally, but physically as well. same theme of the story seems to be regurgitated monthly, I thought a

. i ' '1 '. The only problem is that the endings are not a true representation of “A nurse walked in to ask Dean for all the necessary information to different kind of ending would sit better on my stomach." Well, his en-

? - . i ‘he UK ““um because ”“1" were a” “he" by me” i received “0 en‘ pay the bills. Dean's only answer came in a 10w ardent teneI ding definitely is different, that‘s for sure. As for sitting well on (sic) his
~ . , Q ‘ dings from any women, And that really makes me look bad. I can see it “Let medic.‘ stomach I don’t know. Read it and see what I mean. _~

. i." H ' “OW ”‘- ‘d 10“" i” ihe editor. Jay "SEXiSi Pig” F0559" doesn‘t run “The nurse left the room toallow Dean and his visitor tobealone. “The firetruck saw him at the last moment, and slammed on its

" a, ‘ " ‘ stories written bi women All I have to say is that if I would have “The woman from the scene of the accident walked in the morbid brakesjust missing Dean. Unfortunately though, the firetruck slid into

~ . f . ' _> received any I 'v‘l ould have printed them. Anyway. let‘s begin the on room. She struggled with a smile as she looked at the ruins Of this man. a large group of moonios who were standing on the corner counting their

1' : '2 dings ”‘Hello, do you mind a “Short-V money. Luckily, the authorities were willing to forgive and forget, since

'- ~'- I‘ ' 'v . ”Dean was stunned, he had no idea who this 8i” was but he sure as after all, it was an accident. But again, unfortunately, Cutsey-Poo, the
i i V .I it . . hell didn‘t want her to leave. He couldn’t thinkof an answer. pet poodle of the governor's wife, got excited because of the accident
., ‘-. V .v 4‘ Danny Mackcy. a preoptometry senior. wrote an ending With a twist "‘Well. ill just leave this candy here,‘ she said, walking toward the and wet on her master‘s lap. _

" I i Danny. 1i WU 0"” get tired 0f iOOiihg around With peopiesi eyes. .VOU bed, ‘I saw the truck hit you and curiosity got the best of me. I‘ve always u At the trial, he was charged with 28 counts of manslaugheter and
f ». ._ ' ,j i .‘ might want to take a shot at the writing business Here's his ending: been fascmated with the body.‘ presented with a dry cleaning bill from the governor. In the course of

’ .‘ _‘ "As Dean caught the sound of blaring sirens and a blur of red, he in» "Dean couldn’t think straight he had no idea what to say. His casts the trial, he pleaded how he hated all math, hnd how he just wanted to be
. - .i ., , 'i -- stinctively w hirled back toward the sidewalk. He felt a slight bump and were getting hot and itchy, his mind swam from the pain killers pumped left alone. The jury just laughed at him and the judge sentenced him to
~. . .2, went tumbling onto the walk. For a minute, he just laid theredshared out into him and a beautiful woman had just walked into the room. Dean 800years at the Village People State Pen.

, ' ".1 of his mind. afraid to look up and find blood streaming aroun im. But, looked straight at her and muttered, "Thank God.‘ h , _ , .

1' , .~ after awhile. he pulled himself up. and dusted himself off, trying tostop “She looked at him peculiarly but assumed he must be glad to be kneE’vnzgdllltpSissohia’tmlgrfithwggggrpzsmhfintl‘: fiagfig‘zvéhg

"l Mimi“ [mm kmx'kmg' _ ~ . . . . ahve' . . Texas Instrument calculators. To further add to his torture, a CPA. ex-

.. _ . ’ . .i . He uatched as the firetruck went screaming off into the distance He “‘To tell you the truth you‘re lucky to be alive. Do you realize what am was smuggled in and parts ofit were read aloud every night

7 -.:‘ looked around No one was around. no one had seem him almost bite the happened?’ “Nine months later he wfls rel (for good behavior) from the

a 3 '9', big one He felt his arm. there was a nasty bruise from the spill he had “Dean nodded no. horrible bedlam of prison With hiseasepastdjail record he immediately left
. .' .‘ I. ,1 .if- taken Nothing was going to change. He €0qu have gotten killed and “She started describing the wreck with technical terms which Dean for the bedlam of Washington where he was greeted with open arms
'. l" ’ " “ i" ii '. ”Ohm." would have cared. He dcjectedly walked back 10 his apartment. needed defined to terms as ‘run over by big truck.’ She excused herself .He was quickly elected senator: from his home state and ‘ed his 12;
".-‘. i" ' ii '- ’ "The next day on his way ‘0 work. it suddenly hi1 Dean that he had for talking technical and began telling about her life. How she strived to ear—old niece Dean was happy at last i. ’

- I forgotten about his big decision. All day at work, in the middle of every become a doctor. Taking hard courses, studying every day except y ‘ '

g ,' i. iv - prolect he started. he kept thinking about last Sunday's sermon, his Saturday, made fairly good grades but didn’t make med school. Now .

, f '. a. . f. desires and aspirations. Navy. it wouldn‘t work. Things just didn‘t work she works at a White Castle to the rent. ‘It’s something to do while 1 . . . .

_i‘ : .' . " 3.; out that way for him He imagined he dreamed this whole notion. Maybe decided my next move.’ pay biggiglnemea' an agriculture freshman, also end a mce piece on Dean and

. . " . . n .l 1: that firetruck “‘35 an omen “Somehow. her failure in biology made Dean feel more at peace. So “The siren and the firetruckis foghom didn't Dean‘s stride Oh

,jl 5 1f , .' "On his way from work. he took a side street to beat the rush hour meone else didn'thave their dream. he was aware of its rosence he that mplemsedistance between the

.. 7 i'tli .1. . traffic As Dean cruised down an unfamiliar sidostreet. and pulled up to “The two talked for hours before Geenie had to leave. By the time she truck and , 1f wofild no longer behmawpositive number in the matter of
'1’}. i .' I i a 5109 518“. he suddenly “Oiiced 8“ apartment complex across thistreet had left Dean wanted to live again. The next time the nurse came in he seconds
' : i I i With a SWimmlhg P00i and “3th CONN—9 He looked intently at i e new answered all the questions and took his medicine. Complications set in ., ‘ . ,

'. 2' i' {'t . complex. freshly painted Wlth inleldUal terraces. The sound of a honk- though, so Dean ended up in the hospital for nearly a month. In all that sounAdlid mmitgniamexmfim 33:: inwgtmc:
”i. , 'i - ‘ ”‘8 mm behind him W0“ [)ean from his daze He hesitantly pulled into time Geenie never showed up again. His only friend he felt close to in rs "8' with the i of time He 1' . ' his m to lookyat his
. , . '. the complex parking lot. then went into the manager's office years had disappeared. watdlpon—da'ITceai-thirt . mihfwm .‘Oncemat the and twice at

' i “That night at home 35 Dean was applying a heating pad ‘0 his “Eventually Dean got out of the hospital. He made a resolution to thehalfml‘hebellh’adml I “him I ithlqdumbemm muffledtoa
.1’ '1 . ‘, swollen arm. he looked over the brochure the apartment manager had himself to find that girl. He hobbled from place to place on his crutches deep hum He looked _ y thechurch's Maw
, _ .' . ‘ given him ENGLEWOOD PLAZA. that was the name. No children with no clue except that his goddess was named Geenie. He went to all themalletfirml wmflimh’eut “mmw‘imdw in"

_ ,' . ,' -.' were allowed and the price kept most older people out. Dean hit his lip the White Castles in New York to find information. “Dean's Y‘s-mam. the “mt a; find an old

' . .. , ." . and looked at the list of activities sponsored by the manager: skiing “Then on a cold wet miserable night Dean walked into a slimey slouched “mt datum a“: tlmldlng Mdddmnmwud

j‘ , -. ', ' , trips. tennis tournaments, welcoming parties . . Dean smiled and grease joint carrying that hope in his heart spurred by love. He senseda staring at him I twasc“.'d°'M “n“, Nam“ w - felt clue to

" J ’ . r’ PiCke‘i UP the Ohm“? special sensation in the room. He went up to the counter, asked for the him He] 1 that they mdlffiaymammmuunm “Danna! otha' Jmt

. “The next Sunday at church Dean was recognized by the minister. ' manager and repeated the same question he had asked dmens maybe like old war a _ they had been mm“ ‘08. He waved his
L', 2‘ ,' . '__, Dean‘s landlord had told him that Dean was moving out into a new home hundreds of times before. handto the buddi in a sign of ”hum: Dean] :2“st that henw

.1 i '. , I and he would be leaving the church, Dean failed to mention where his “‘Has there been a woman named Geenie to work here in the past theold mndtsmimmle d "5°09“ -

‘ . new church home would be. After the service. Dean literally skipped month'." “He turnedinaicomplete circle He sawtheworld thathehadbeenso

' . , ,‘ . back to his old place. above the grocery store, Well, the first step had "The manager stared at the man to see if he was serious as her eyes afraidof sointimidatedby floatihgina ceful standstill

-' ' .' ' ‘ been taken and he was proud of him-self for taking it AS happy as hewas filled with water. She could see he strived to know the truth but she ”mi 'he looked back is the oid mm“ saw that he real! “3

" , . though. Dean knew he had only made half the necessary arrangements. wasn't much for worth. She choked a second, with a trembling lip she smi