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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

KENTUCKY

NEW SERIES NO. 32

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Kentucky Convention Features Speakers
and Demonstrations

Sixty Bachelor and Fifteen
Master Decrees Are

'Always Carry Matches"
Scheduled to Open at
Paris, Feb. 15

FIGURES REVEAL Farm
STUDENTS

ARE REGISTERED

and Home

Annual Session
Is Closed

U. K. GRADUATES

Kentuckian Beauty Queen

RECEIVE DEGREES

Four-day- s

Total Number U Expected to
Be Increased to Approximately 2,450

Varied programs of special meetings and general sessions of interREGISTRATION TO END
est to farm men and women were
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 12 featured at the twenty-secon- d
annual Farm and Home convention
1 2 Set as Last Day
February
which was held January 23 to 28
a Class May Be Dropned
Inclusive at the University Agricultural Experiment station.
Without Grade of "E"
Prof. E. J. Kinney of the College
Registration figures available last of Agriculture was the speaker at
nlpht at the Registrar's office showed the opening general session of the
a to'ftl enrollment of 2.249 students convention. In his message to the
for the current semester. This num- farmers he declared that produce
ber Is expected to be materially in- should be less but better lor tne
creased due to the fact that registra- next few years. Tuesday's program
tion will not end until February 12. was continued with special meetings of stock raisers, beekeepers,
A total of 2,240 students had registered at the close of the registration poultry raisers, dairymen,
rs
rural pastors, and
period last semester.
Dairy cattle cluos me.
Two hundred more students are
in the day.
expected to enroll before February
for stock
The special program
12. bringing the number to an apraisers consisted of a
proximate total of 2,450. This total contest, a demonstration in cutting
shows a slight increase over that of a lamb carcass, and an address by
the second semester last year when E. N. Wentworth, Chicago meat
2,333 students were enrolled at the specialist.
E. J. Kinney discussed
end of the registration psriod. The
Wayland Rhoads, Cac-t- le
setotal number enrolled the first
feeding; R. C. Miller, sheep
2,478.
mester last year was
problems. E. J. Wllford and Grady
The penalty for the late registra- Sellards conducted the Judging contion, f 1 for every day late, went into test and carcass cutting.
This
Speakers for the poultry raiser's
effect Wednesday morning.
will continue until February 12, and meeting included Grant Maddox,
will rot exceed $5, the maximum Florence, Ky.; J. H. WetheriU,
Mrs. John P. Flster,
penalty to be inflicted for late regis- Prestonvllle;
Lexington; and D. O. Card, Stantration.
The office of the dean of the Arts ley Caton, and J. E. Humphrey nf
and Sciences college today issued a the College of Agriculture. This
(Continued on Page Four)
statement in which it was announced that February 12 also has
been selected as the last date on
which a student may drop a course
without a grade of "E". After this
date special permission must be secured by the student from the University Senate to allow him to drop
a subject without a failing grade.
Registration was regulated under All Candidates for Varsity
a new plan this semester. To faTeam Are fo Report to
cilitate handling of the students that
Coach Sh'velv at
enroll the first day, registration was
held in the Gym Annex in an effort
3 p.m. Monday
to eliminate keeping of students in
line for several hours in the cold FOUR MEETS" SCHEDULED

Conferred

degrees wert conferred upon 60 candidates for bachelor
degrees and IS candidates fcr master
degrees at the mid-yecoiimence-meexercises held Friday, January 26 In Memorial hall. Dr. Frank
L. McVey, president of the University, conferred the degrees.
Helen Louise Wunsch, Louisville,
was graduated "with high distinction" as the result of attaining a
standing of more than 2.6. Ru Bee,
Erlanger, and James Laurence Pyles,
Maysvllle, were graduated "with distinction" in recognition of their attaining a standing between 2.4 and
26.
Prof. L. L. Dantzler, head of the
Department of English at the University, delivered the commencement address. His subject was "A
New Deal in Literature." President
McVey introduced the speaker and
also received the pledge of the senior
class.
The invocation and benediction
were delivered by Dr. Robert Whitfield Miles, pastor of the First Presbyterian church. Organ music for
the occasion was played by Elizabeth
Hardin. Miss Josephine Parker, accompanied by Miss Mildred Lewis,
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building a has been done formerly.
University officials would not say
that enrollment would be held in
the same place in the fall, but expressed their satisfaction at the way
it was handled this year.
In accordance with previous customs and rules governing
registration, freshmen and
upperclas&men were allowed to register and classify together. No figures
were available last night on the
number of new Incoming freshman
men and women, but a tentative
estimate set It at approximately 110.
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Issued h' anCoach Shivery
nual call for track men and all can-

didates for the varsity track team
are requested to reoort to htm at
3 o. m. Monday at the Alumni gym-Al- l
men who are interested in any
track events are ured to come out
for the team as there are many
open places on the team.
The places especially in need of
men are the distance events, the
broad Jump, and the high Jump.
Sophomore football men are eligible
for this season and are expected to
be the mainstay of the team.
Four meets have been definitely
scheduled for the coming season and
negotiations are under way for a
fifth dual meet. Those already
scheduled are Georgia Tech, Tennessee, Vanderbllt. and Berea. Last
year's team, in spite of a lack of
material, had a fairly successful
season breaking even in their total

Miss Anne Worthlneton Callihan
of the art department will make
two addresses within the next two
weeks. She will speak today at the
Indoor club at the Brown hotel in
Louisville on the sublect "Early
American Silver." February 18 she meets.
will speak at the Taft museum in
Cincinnati on "Duncan Phyfe." one
of the most famous cabinet makers.

ROTC SPONSORS
NOMINATION DUE

Kampus
Kernels
Dean Jones has asked The Kernel
to ask the men in the residence halls
of the University to be especially
careful about leaving money in their
rooms. This announcement follows
the theft of approximately $40 from
two students living in one of the

All new

University

report to
Men to
placement
inations.

students enrolled in the
for the first time must
the office of the Dean of
make arrangements for
tests and physical exam-

Miss Carrie Bean, University post-Lb trees, requests
all new students,
who are entering the University this
semester, to call at the University
boxes
postoffice and get
assigned.
Students who were in school last
semester will continue to use the
boxes allotted to them at that time.
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post-offic-

Placement tests will be given at

lp.ni today
(Continued

In room 111, McVey
on Page Three)

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RUBY DUNN
Miss Ruby Dunn, Cynthlana, Junior in the College of Arts and Sciences
and a member of Alpha XI Delta sorority. Is the Kentuckian Beauty
Queen for 1934. She waa chosen, with six attendants,! at the Kentuckian
formal held In the Alumni gymnasium.
Miss Dunn is a talented musician, being a featured soloist of the
University studios of WIIAS. Her photograph will appear at the head
of the teauty section In the 1934 Kentuckian.

LOCAL ARTISTS

TOGIVOECITAL

Three Lexington musicians, Mrs.
L. L. Dantzler, contralto; Mrs. Lela
Cullis, organist; and Lee Crook, violinist, will present the program of
the musicale in Memorial hall at 4
p. m. Sunday, February 4.
Mrs. Dantzler has long been iden

tified in Lexington music circles
where she has won many admirers
with her contralto voice. She has
appeared several times in past seasons on the Sunday afternoon series
as soloist. Mrs. Dantzler will be th
contralto soloist for the performance
of Mendelssohn's "Elijah," which
will bring the series to a close on
Palm Sunday.
Mrs. Cullis is a member of the music faculty at the University, and is

Stlldeilt Notebook
Is Best in 19 Years
John St. John's Record of
Etymology Study Is
Praised

The best etymology notebook
among 1,500 which have been submitted in the last 19 years was turned in last semester by John St. John,
according to a statement by Prof.
Enoch Grehan, head of the Journalism department. This notebook is
on display in the Department of
Journalism and it is possible that
the department will make an offer
for the reproduction of this notebook to keep on permanent display.
Professor Grehan stated that the
notebook was the most
and most scholarly one ever prePhi Beta Kappa, national honor- pared by an undergraduate in this
ary scholarship fraternity for Arts field. It contains a preface and sevand Sciences students, held its an- eral pages OC Introductory statenual initiation yesterday at 4:30 p.m. ment covering the field entered and
in President McVey's office in the stating that the tracings took In not
fewer than 36 languages. More than
Administration building.
Those initiated were elected to 300 words were traced to the Sanlocnl scrit language.
membership, by members of the
chapter last month. They are: Evelyn Faye Orubbs, Coral Gables, Flor- GRADUATE ACCEPTS POSITION
ida, average standing 3 8; James
William Bhafer. Falmouth, who
Clay Hunt, Lexington. 3.8; Anne
Marlon Jones, Lexington, 27; Jane waa graduated from the DepartAnn Matthews, Lexington, 3 7; Bally ment of Journalism with the class
Adams Robinson, Lexington, 2.7; of SS, left this week for Detroit
and Susan Jane Turner, Versailles, where he has Joined the reportorlal
staff of the Detroit Free Press.
3 9 standing.

Phi Beta Kappa
Holds Initiation

Registration Is

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Again Bemoaned
From Long Line

Sunday Musicale in Memorial Students Stand on Cold. AchHall Will Feature Lee ing: Feet, Awaiting Chance
Crook, Mrs. L. L. Oantzler,
to Register
and Mrs. Lela Cullis

organist at the Central Christian
church. She has been an active
Petitions to Be Signed by member of the McDowell club, havTen Persons, Must Be ing served as president for two conTurned in to Capt. Clyde secutive years. She has played at
Grady Tomorrow at Noon many of the formal convocations
held in Memorial hall during the
Nominations for R. O. T. C. regi- past few years.
Lee Crook is a student at the Unimental, battalion, and company
sponsors, which are made by peti- versity and a member of the Unition cicrnoH hv tn mpn will rlrvvt versity Philharmonic orchestra. He
PP" Prof. CMl Ljmpert and
tomorrow at 12 o'clock noon. In- structors will accept petitions and won favorable criticism from musl
deliver them to Capt. Clyde Grady clans by his playing at the Christmas Carol program presented Just
in the Armory.
Only Juniors and seniors taking prior to the holiday season.

residence halls. He also mentioned
the fact that roomers there always
should make sure that the door of have made the required academic
their rooms art locked when they standing will be engmie to nominate
leave.
and vote for regimental and battalion sponsors. In the nomination
Each sorority and fraternity is and election of company sponsors,
requested to send a representative sophomores will also be eligible.
No one will be permitted to be a
to meet with the society 6taff at 2
p. m. today in The Kernel news candidate for more than one office.
room. If you are Interested in hav- In the event a girl is selected for
ing your organization's activities two or more offices, she will be rerecorded accurately and promptly in quested to designate the particular
the paper, your representation at position for which she wishes to be
a candidate.
this meeting is necessary.
ELIZABETH HARDIN.
The elections will be held within
Society Editor.
the next two weeks and the names
of the girls elected will be announced
All members of the Men's Student at the Military ball Wednesday,
council are requested to attend a February 21.
called meeting at 4 p. m. today in
the office of the Dean of Mea

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Game end Defeat Alabama Team

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Having completed the selection of KENTUCKY LEADS AT
PROF. L. lTdANTZLFR
DELIVERS ADDRESS the cast for "Always Carry
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END OF HALF
Matches," John Davis Haggard, au
thor of
Helen Wunsch, Louisville, Is hearsals the play, has ofstarted re- Frosh Squad I?a9 Two Games
with the date
the openGraduated "With High
In
Here This Week-ening performance set for February
Distinction"
IS, in the high school auditorium at
Alumni Gym

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FROSII MEET MANUAL
TONIGHT IN GYM

LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1934

VOLUME XXIV

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By VIRGINIA ROBINSON
Oooooooooh, are my feet cold! 11
Whatta line I Whatta line! Boy,
my only consolation, is to look behind me Gee, why does everyone
have to turn around and grin when
they go through that door, 'way up
there? Hot dawgl We moved an
inch! It sure would be an advantage to me if I could blow my nose.
Well, anyway I sure have a broad
outlook. There's nothing like stand
ing behind one of the "big men" In
campus activities (like registering)
Ooooooooooh, are my feet cold!!
Was this the full extent of your
mental wanderings as you suppressed your patience and your figure in the long, long line Monday
or Tuesday morning? Or did it occur to you to yank your neck
angle and
around to a
make some intelligent observations?
Did your mind stray to the first day
of the, first semester when all the
upperclassmen walked up and down,
up and down, giving freshmen the
once-ove- r,
as they stood with the
shining light of ambition and expectation in their eyes, meekly, and
even smilingly permitting anyone to
adjust hlmseir in the line in front
of them?
Where were those freshmen Monday? Could the select group of
blase and bored young ladles bearing the blue cards possibly have
been the same bunch of gals who
shivered in their
sheets in the dispensary in September, wondering if the doctor
would be young? Where were the
boys who wore overcoats on sunny
autumn days to hide their perfect-fittin- g
military uniforms? Where
were the freshmen who were once
so confused and nervous that they
had to look up their own numbers
in the telephone book?
Where were the "3" standings?
Where were the young Innocents
who actually expected to make Sure y after the fust football game?
Where were the budding actors and
actresses? Where were the literary
aspirants? Where, where. WHERE
were the freshmen girls who once
thought football players were roee

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ELIGIBILITY RULE

IS RETROACTIVE
Scholastic Flieribility to Be
Granted if Grades for Last
Term Fall Under New
or Old Ruling

PROBATIONEXPLAINED

Paris. The second performance will
February
be given in Winchester,
26, and following this It Is the into
tention of the author-producpresent his play for two nights at
the Woodland auditorium, Lexington.
was
"Always Carry Matches"
written for the Guignol prize play
contest, and since it was Judged
recommended
second and highly
by all who have read It, Mr. Haggard decided to produce it himself.
The plot Is based on the corruption and graft In a large university, and the action and lines are
done in a clever manner which
does not bespeak an amateur author. Mr. Haggard has had considerable experience both In acting
and writing, and although this is
his first attempt at production, the
excellence of the play and the ca
pability of those selected to enact
the roles promise certain success.
The actors are University students and the majority of them
have had experience
in either
Guignol or Stroller plays. The cast
Is as follows: Jim Loury. athletic
director, George Farris; Hazel, his
stenographer, Jane Crain; "Fandy,"
the coach, and Walker, police ser
geant, Len Tanner; Jane rtoyr,
friend of the stenographer, Emily
Watson; Tracy Scott,
player, Roy Hcgg; Philip
Manning, Paul Mansfield; Schny- - i
der, professor of philosophy, Bruce
Shepherd; William Nelson, detective, James Alsop; Perkins, contractor, Jimmie Drennen; Roy Bacon, dumb football player, Stoddard Pickrel; Rawlings, detective,
Ellerbe Carter; Roberts, the
Corbett Thomas, and
Hogan, dumb cop, Jimmie Stephens.
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UK MUSIC GROUP

A tense crowd of approximately
2000 spectators saw Kentucky continue her winning streak and keep
her record unmnrred when the Cats
snuffed out Alabama's conference
championship hopes In Birmingham
last night by a score of 33 to 28. At
the beginning of the contest neither
of the 'earns had been beaten. This
was Kentucky's 19th consecutive
basketball victory.
During the whole game the Big
Blue men were leading the Elephants except in the first few minutes of the second half when the
Alabamlans opened a surprise attack
and edged ahead. Davis sank two
field goals in succession and once
again Kentucky took the lead which
thev kept until the final gun.
The game as a whole was a very
cautious one, and both teams were
nlotiinff AftnRprvaHvrp hqjilcpthflll.
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Bauman of Alabama was high point
man in the nrst nair wun seven
points, and DeMol'ey was next with
six. The first half ended with Kentucky leading by 17 to 15.
Following a time out period which
was taken by Kentucky following a
sudden surge ahead by the Red
the Cats began playing with
remarkable precision m tneir snoot
perfection In their floor
lnB
work Alabama waa In shooting
sitlon many timcs Dut missed shots
consistently.
DeMoisey was forced to leave the
game a few minutes before the
end of the game on account of fouls,
and was replaced by Lewis. Following his removal Davis started shooting and made nine points before the
game ended.
Alabama was leading the conference with Kentucky trailing second
prior to last night's melee, and was
considered the greatest obstacle on
the Big Blue's schedule. Kentucky
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ts.

The new eligibility and probation
rule passed by the University SenTo
Cadet
ate on January 8 will be retroactive, WILL
according to a ruling made at a
Be Held Tomorrow
meeting of the Senate, January 24.
In accordance with the action of Musical Contest Selections to
The third and last of the series Of
the Senate, scholastic eligibility for
Be Given Anril 5, 6,
Cadet Hops, sponsored by Scabbard
thU "semester will be granted to any
and 7 Will Be
and Blade, will be held tomorrow
student whose grades last semester
neard
from 4 until 6 p. m. in the Alumni
would make him eligible under eithgymnasium.
er the old rule requiring a standing
Music for the dance will be furnWHAS IS MEDIUM
of 1 on at least 12 hours, or the new
ished by the Blue and White orchesrule, requiring passing grades in
The music department of the Uni- tra. Chaperones will be Major and
of the normal load.
broadcasting Mrs. B. E. Brewer, Captain and Mrs.
dif- versity of Kentucky is
"The student should note the
Clyde Grady, Dean Bar ah Blandlng.
between scholastic eligibil- on their pragrams selections which
ference
ity and probation," said Prof. Ezra will be heard In the music contests Dean T. T. Jones.
The Military ball will be held
Gillis, registrar. Probation, either to be held here April 5. 6. and 7. i Wednesday night, February 21. At
for poor scholarship or conduct or These numbers Include both vocal
any other reason will prevent a stu- and Instrumental music. Today the that time names of the girls who
cornet solo, have been elected regimental and
dent's participation in student ac- broadcast will Include: solo, Gladys company sponsors will be announced.
Ralph Winfrie; clarinet
tivities.
Admission to the Cadet Hop will
A feature of the new ruling on Lewis: vocal quartette, male; and
be 50 cents.
eligibility and probation is the abol- double quartette.
Mr. John Lewis, director of the
ishment of automatic probation of
students whose standings fall below band, reports a busy season ahead.
one. Under the new system, a stu- The basketball band will continue CWA MAY
dent may at any time be placed on to play at the games. The band,
probation by the Scholarship and contrary to past shrinkage between
semesters, has grown appreciably.
Attendance committee upon recomThe band also will attend open NEEDY
mendation by the dean of the college
houses this semester. Betty Sewell,
In which he is registered.

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clear,

comprehensive

drafting of the rule for the purpose

of checking eligibility is as follows:
"A freshman shall be eligible during the first semester immediately
upon matriculation. For further eligibility he must have gained credit
during the preceding semester for
of the work of that
period required for graduation.
"A student to be eligible during
his sophomore year must have gained credit in his freshman year for
of the hours required
in that year for graduation.
"A student to be eligible during
his Junior and seniors years must
have passed during the preceding
year three-fourtof the proportionate percentage of his requirements for graduation In the course
In which he is registered."
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Advertising Course
Added This Semester

new band sponsor, is now assuming
her new duties.
(Continued on Page Four)

Radio Art Program
To Be Inaugurated
.

An announcement of Interest to
art lovers has been made by the
art department of the University.
A national radio program entitled "Art In America"
will be
st
broadcast over a
net
p. m. every
work at 7
Saturday,
beginning February 3. This program, which will run for sixteen
weeks, is under the auspices of the
American Federation of Arts with
the cooperation of the American
Art Museums and the National
coast-to-coa-

Plan Calls for Appropriation
of $4,500,000 to Be Di-

sputed as Salaries for Part-tim- e
Work by Students

Of interest to students and would-b- e
students of colleges and universities throughout the country is the
proposal put before President Roosevelt by the United States Commissioner of Education whereby $4,500,-0of CWA funds would be approximated each month for the use of
150.000 needy students for part time
Jobs on the college campus.
The commissioner said that the'
leadership of the country for the
past several decades has come from
college trained men who worked
their way through school. There
are now two hundred thousand students unable to attend college because of financial difficulties, according to the survey. Therefore,
argues the commissioner, the progress of our country for the next
decade will be retarded In proportion to this number of student if
this situation is not remedied.
If the above sum is made available
each month. 150,000 students eon get
along as students on part time Jobs.
Otherwise, being out of college, they
would have to be thrown on full
time public works Jobs. So far, no
definite action has been taken on the

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Broadcasting company.
The broadcast, originating from
station WJZ. New York, will Include talks on works of art dating
from 1600 to 1865.
An illustrated guidebook, planned
to serve as an introduction and pic
torial background to these radio
talks, has been published under the
This book
title "Art in America.
gives summaries of each talk, re
productions of the art works dls
cussed, biographical notes of the
artists, lists of their work In America museums, and lists of books
dealing with the whole subject of
American art.
proposal

A new elective course has been
added to the Department of Journalism curriculum this semester.
It la offered as "Advertising Typography and Layout" and follows the
practical side of advertising.
A
thorough study of type, type families, decorative material. Illustramantic??
tions, etc., will be studied with
Oooooooh, are my feet cold!!
practicaly work In layout and special attention devoted to newspaper
GERMAN CLUB WILL
advertising.
In the latter part of
SHOW FREE CINEMA the course the students will work KERNEL STAFF WILL
with merchant In planning their
HAVE LUNCHEON MEET
The Oerman club will sponsor a advertisements and
presentation of the Oerman films campaigns. Professor Portmann is Members of The Kernel staff will
meet at noon today at the Univer"Picturesque Germany" and "The in charge of the course.
sity Commons in the first of a serGerman Museum in Muenchen"
luncheons.
February
In Dicker halL These DOCTOR McVEV TO GO SOUTH ies of
The purpose of these luncheons
films are presented by courtesy of
Dr. Frank L. McVey will go to will be to foster better cooperation
the Oerman Tourist Information
Baton Rouge, La., Thursday, Febru- among stall members and to furoffice.
ary 6. to make the principal address ther Interest In student Journalistic
Dorothy Lykins and Lois Robinson will give a musical program before the staff and alumni of Lou- work, according to Wesley E. Carpreceding the showing of the pic- isiana State university. Doctor Mc- ter, editor of The Kernel
ture. The public U cordially in- Vey will remain for the meeting of All members of the general staff
vited to attend. James Drennan, the Southeastern conference athletic and the business staff of The Kernel are asked to attend.
president of the club, will preside. council, of which, he U president.

advertising

semi-month- ly

WAA DATES ARE ANNOUNCED

W. A. A. basketball practice will
begin at 4 p. m. Monday In the
Women's gymnasium. Practice sessions will be held daily with Helen
Fry as manager.
Rifle practice was resumed Thurs
day afternoon and practices are to

continue at the usual hours from

2

to 4:30 p. m. dally. Any girl wishing
to change her schedule for rifle
practice is requested to notify Miss
Averlll immediatery.
The W. A. A. Intercollegiate Rifle
tournament will start In February.

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Live life a it's fullest!
many of us actually do?
Each of us unconsciously has
tabulated In our mind a list of every
possible achievement, every honor.
standing, organisation, recognition,
and friendship which we desire to
atta'.i during our four years at
college. Yet, compared to the en
ergy which Is ours to command, how
much energy are we actually ex
pending for the purpose of achlev- those honors, making those
in
standings, giving something worth
while to those organizations, being
worthy of recognition, or developing
our personalities and attractions so
that we shall deserve true friendships?
Mentally, we span the years of our
lives as we span our college careers.
early.
8omewhere In the crevices of our
This condition could have been minds, Is the
desire
corrected by use of proper methods
to "be somebody." We yearn with
sevby the authorities. There were
all the longing of our young souls
eral Instances of students who were
tt be admired, to be envied, to be
in the line at S o'clock, but who did sought after, to walk in the realms
not get registered and classified of romance, to lead, to conquer, to
until the middle of the afternoon. contribute something of ourselves
Once on the inside the confusion
that will continue to influence the
and turmoil still remained. The world after we are gone.
system of paying the fees to one
We can imagine ourselves swaying
place should have been dropped
audiences with the rhythm of our
when it served its usefulness which, bodies; drawing tears from the eyes
needless to say, was many many of
the most cynical critics with our
years ago. This ceased to be practical
portrayals of character; writing
after the enrollment of the Univer- books that will make people laugh
sity had reached the five hundred
and cry, and want to be better;
mark. These conditions may seem tracing patterns in the sky with the
to be exaggerated, but in reality a wings of a silver boat always far,
mild picture has been painted.
far above the heads of others; or
Our editorial was begun with the Just living, and loving, and giving
assumption that criticism of a conhappiness to a few people who will
structive nature is best. Since we love us In return.
have attempted to show the destrucWe are vaguely aware of what we
tive side we shall now attempt to ' want from life, yet the astounding
show our constructive viewpoint. In fact remains that we do not actualthe middle of the year, why is it ly try to get it. We could be the
necessary to go through the biggest people we long to be, do the things
part of this ordeal? During exam- we want to do, possess the abilities
ination week all students have at we admire, and have a wider knowlleast a day or two of spare time in edge of education, people, and life,
which they could pay their fees to If we would develop the powers
the business office and thus avoid a which are already ours, to their
large part of the trouble which now greatest extent If we could under- -'
.
exists. In September, when this aitina ramer ii
ji.
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system would not be usable, why
is the mirror of king and
not use the Alumni gymnasium to
slave,
register in, and the Gymnasium an- 'Tis Just whal you are and do.
nex in which to classify? Tables
Then give to the world the best
and chairs which would accommo
you have,
date 500 could be arranged easily.
And the best will come back to
Then, too. If the students would be
you."
allowed to pay to a financial office
Live life to it's fullest! Yet how
in each college instead of the one few of us actually dot
which Is now used, there would be a
decided lessening of trouble and
confusion which has characterized
the recent registrations.
We have presented our opinion in
regard to $his matter and we believe
that we have offered some suggesAnd then there is the sad, sad
tions which if properly administered
story of the hungry beggar who
go far toward improving conshould
registering students for
ditions. The Kernel has given this stood with
hours, believing himself to be in a
in the spirit of helpfulness
criticism
bread line.
and It most earnestly hopes that It
will be received in the same manner
Once again we must suffer the
in which it was given.
disillusioning experience of looking
semi-annu-

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WELCOME STUDENTS
Welcome students, old and new,
to the University. We are about to
embark upon another semester, another opportunity to achieve scholastic success, another four months
of college life with its accompanying
jcy and sorrow.
When we enrolled It should have
been with' the primary purpose of
Many,
furthering our education.
undoubtedly, seek rather a social
prestige, a whirl of dates and dances.
There are some who will devote their
every moment to learning, the slaves
of study.
Ju.ii as dieticians advocate a
simple, '
menu, so
should we make of our life at college
an equally moderate and balanced
fare. If It were possible to cross a
bookworm with a social butterfly
the result would be an Ideal college
student: However, we all tend to
drift toward one of the extremes,
and it is our Job, particularly difficult for those of us who desire a
carefree existence, to determine a
happy medium.
Another mistake which we are apt
to make Is in our attitude regarding
others. To be sure, we are in a
posi