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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, DEC.

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Congress election
. The Student
yesterday was highlighted by many
recounts, a write-i- n 'inner (maybe),, and protests iled by the
Campus Party chairman.
In two recounts in the Engineering race, Dick Watkins, CP, topped
Colin Lewis, P, by four votes. In
the third recount, Lewis had four
more votes , than Watkins.
Party
Hob Perkins, Campus
spokesman said the votes would be
recounted today for this race.
The Campus Party protested the
election in the Law School
40
Ken Kusch received
write-i- n
vctes, more than the two
formal candidates' combined vote.
In the Law School election, Bob
Manchester, SP, had 18 votes to
seven for Dick Vimont, CP.
After the three recounts, in the
Engineering College, Colin Lewis,
SP, had 207 vctes to 204 votes for
his Campus Party opponent, Dick
Watkins.
In the other race in the Engineering College, John Bailey, CP,
received 214 totes to 190 votes for

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A referendum to see if Univerx
sity students wanted a voluntary
insurance program won by a landslide. Only 270 students
voted

against the program while- 1,087
voted for it.
Voters made it evident that they
didn't want compulsory insurance
with 974 voting to make the program voluntary. Only 141 wanted
compulsory insurance.
In the uncontested races. Students Party winners were Rosemary Billings, Lcroy McMullan,
and Jo Moyer.
Campus Party winners were
John Bailey, Taylor Jones and
Jerry Meketon.
In the Law College race, one
received more write-i- n
student
votes than the other two candidates combined.
Ken Kusch got 40 write-i- n votes
but since he didn't file for the
election, it has not yet been de- -

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Rupp Thanks Students
For Supporting Team

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KERNEL SWEETHEART
nationally. The Detter said:
Harlan, Sandy transferred here in Septem-ment- s
I have received dozens of letters Peering through the Christmas tree orna- from every section of the country,
is this week's Kernel Sweetheart,
ber from the University of Wisconsin
all saying the same thing, it was
sophomore from
after being named "Miss Kentucky."
a great exhibition of student en- Sandy Smith. A pre-lathusiasm!"
"No one but a coach can appreciate the lift that a student body
gives to an athletic team.
The
conduct of our student body has Pre-Ciassificaii- om
been excellent and during., this
holiday season.! wish to thank you
all and to wish for all of you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year."
Sincerely,
Adolph F. Rupp
Basketball Coach
will be held
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in the College of Commerce and
17 Arts and Sciences departments A
for next semester.
Dean III, M. White, Arts and
Sciences head, released the
schedule for his college yesterday. The
of Commerce students will be held
within the
three weeks before
exams, Dean Cecil C. Carfinal
By BILL NEIKIRK
right as long as he didn't get drunk
penter said.
"My name's Peter," the driver of When Peter came back, he said he
classifying of students In
The
Arts and Sciences will begin Jan. the car said to John. John was a had only had a couple of beers, so
UK student who had to hitch-hik- e
that was all right with John.
5, but Is entirely voluntary. Stuhome for the .holidays, since he did
The Journey resumed, and John
colleges may
dents from all
was getting more and more excited
17 courses provided not want to take a bus.
in the
Peter was a rather old man, who about getting home. He didn't notheir college will issue schedule
dressed shabbily and had a sharp tice anything wrong with Peter's
cards.
smell of alcoholic beverages about driving, even thouh he was ktill
A schedule of departments in
conhim. He drove a sharp-lookin- g
driving at a pace of between 79
the College of Arts and Sciences vertible, a 1958 model.
and 80 on the slirk roads.
participating in
Suddenly, at a sharp curve, the
John's and Peter's conversation
will appear in tomorrow's Kernel. was spontaneous most of the way, car's tires screeched and it spun
as Peter was the kind of automobile out of control. John saw a swirling
Schedule cards in Arts and driver who lost no time in getting mass of background and a tree
which jseemrd Iq .rush straight t4
Sciences maj be picked up ..after where he was going.
traveling from him. Then "all was dark.
2 from the individual departJohn didn't mind
Jan.
70 to 75 miles an hour, because he
ments.
Hie next thing he heard was a
However, all students will regist- was anxious to get home. He had soft, consoling voice. He thought to
er as usual. IBM cards for classes always had the utmost truht in any himself. "Thank God I'm all right."
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He finally got to the point where
will be given at classification and driver who could handle a car go' children
ing at this tpeed.
he could understand what the man
Christmas came early for this group of underprivileged
muit be held for registration.
1
deThirteen Arts and Sciences
John didn't mind too much when was saying.
from the Abraham Lincoln SchooL Tuesday night the Zeta Beta
"My name's St. Peter. the nua
partments either did not approve Peter stopped at a bar on the highTau fraternity gave an ice crrTi and cake party for the children
way for a drink or two. It wa- all began. . . .
Continued on Pace 9
and gave each one of them a gift.

The Kernel yesterday received
a letter from basketball coach
fs
Adolph Rupp, thanking the
for. their cooperation and
support of the basketball team this
season.
Rupp particularly noted the en- -,
thusiasm displayed at the nationally-televised
game Saturday with
St. Louis. The letter said:
"I think that I would be negligent in my duties as coach for the
University of Kentucky basketball
team if I failed to thank the stu-- ,
dent body for the enthusiastic support that it has given us this year
in basketball, especially in the St.
Louis gamp
which was televised
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Dr. Hamilton Publishes
New Historical Book

3,000 Tickets Left
For UKIT Saturday

"White House Images and Realities." a recent writing of Associate Professor Holman Hamilton of the UK History Department, will be published tomorrow.
Written "to be interesting." the
book Is of medium length the
author said. It is dedicated to his
teen-ag- e
daughter. Susan, and
will be published by the University of Florida Press.
Hamilton said the book is a
of ideas" developed
"distillation
from a study of President Zachary
Taylor and his times, and of other
records of the presidency.
The three parts of the volume
arc:
1. Roads to the White House
the various paths to the presidency which
occupants have used,
such as governorships, congressional posts, and military service.
2. Greatness and failure a discussion of strong and weak presidents, and the qualities each had

Harvey
UK Students arc not admitted
UK ticket manager
Hodges reports there are good to the games on,their ID cards.
reals left for both nights of the

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Invitational Tournament.
Approximately 4,500 tlrkcts are
available for Friday and 3,000 are
available for Saturday nUht. The
reals are loeated in the north end
cf the Coliseum and in the student's section.
Hodges
sales
said
"ticket
have been unusually heavy this
j ear, and are running ahead of
a?t year's pace. A capacity crowd
js expected for both nights.""
Tip-otime for both nights
"will be at 7:30. The second game
will begin 25' minutes after II. e
.end of the first game.
West Virginia faces Oklahoma
State in the first game Friday
night, while UK pliys Ohio State
in the second game. Saturday
night the two winners will play for
the championship and runner-u- p
rpots after the consolation game
d
between the two
losers.
Tickets cost S3 per night and
can be bought, at the UK Ticket
Office in the Coliseum.
TJJC

SC Election
Continued From Page

termtned if he will be declared
winner.
Students Tarty candidate Bob
Manchester received IS votes and
his Campus Tarty opponent, Dick
Vimont, got seven votes.
Student Congress is expected to
make a ruling on whether Manchester or Kusch won the election.
College of Arts and
In the
Rosemary Billings, SP,
Sciences.
received 180 votes to top her opponent, Charolete Bailey, who got

ff

votes.
Leroy McMullan, SP, won the
race in the Agriculture College
with 10r votes. Ills Campus Party
opponent. Maitland Rice, received
H5 votes.
Taylor
Jones, CP, polled 173
votes in the College of Commerce
to beat Terry Kuester, SP, who
had 113 votes.
In the College of Education, Jo
Moyer won a close race with Phil
Cox, Campus Party. Moyer
had
85 votes,
ox 73.
Voting was light in the graduate
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in common.
3. The
presidential image a
comparison between the presidents
as they seemed to be and as they
really were.
Hamilton is the author of a
Giography of Taylor, and
a number of articles for scholarly
journals.

HIT!

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Bench coat. 2 shirts, all studs, tis.
cumberbund. size 38 lone, $45. See Mrs.
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after 5 p. m.. or
Catalogue Dept., Library, during day.
wool, dark b!ue. patch
pocket In front. Picked up by mistake
at God and Goddess Dall. Dec. G. Finder
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Take it easy going and coming
so we can see you in January.

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of
nearing completion
"The Crisis and
book.
another
Compromise of 1850," which he
has been working on for about
of
five years. The University
Kentucky Press will publish it,
"in nbout a year, I hope," Hamilsi
ton said.

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students race, with Jerry Meketon, two University of Louisville graduCP, winning with 17 votes to Tom ates, play for the Baltimore Colts
Greenland's six votes.
in the National Football League.

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The Stl Hoard is trying to hold
on to Room 128 as a meeting room

I'MON-VVII- AT

for

organizations.

student

The

Hoard contends that meeting space
now is so scarce that the Social
Itcom and Music Itoom are
doubling as meeting rooms.

Under

original

the

PrClas$ificution

under the present situation the
room is occupied with those student jneetings that could not get
space in either Rooms 128 or 205
during the late afternoon hours.
The Music Room also has been
utilized in fighting the space prob-

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It would x seem that this was

highly out of keeping, considering
the lack of space in the SUB.
The conflict over space will probably get bigger in the next few
years before the proposed addition
is completed, but this one is going
on right now. Fortunately for the
students, the administration has
given the SU Board the final voice
in the alumni office matter.
As of now, it looks certain that
Room 128 is safe for student use
for awhile, but if the addition
doesn't come soon, there may be
an even bigger conflict later on.
Let's hope that the SUB remains
substantially a place for student
activities. This is the use for which
it was intended.

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Combined age of the 22 players in
a cricket match in this Wiltshire
town was 1,482 years. The oldest
was 87, the youngest 60.

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although several said they
are considering It to comply with
the L'K Faculty's recommendation
for
Dean W. L. Mathews said that ;
the Law College had not decided
al- formally on
though the college will conform to!
whatever action is taken by the
University.
Mathews added that, "In a sense.
our
classification is automatic.
anyway, as each Law student has
little trouble getting his classes."
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Instead of a party at the house
for the children, as many other
UK
fraternities and sororities
have, each year the Phi Taus and
their dates go to the hospital to
take gifts and to cheer the patients.
Although the fraternity doesn't
have a Santa Claus, each member
visits with one of the children and
presents him with gifts.

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formal plans have been made

in other colleges for

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pl.n e tropin in the Ficshman.
The departments holding
Sophomore diba.e in Chicago last
for all their tl.uws Saturday tor tin
se.ond e.ir.
will be: Air Science, Anatomy and
eight, superior awards given
Of
riiysiology. Ancient Languages.
in the tcuni.wncnt, UK received
Anthropology?
History. Hyuiene.
lem.
Journalism. Military Science. Phi- lour.Original master plans of the SUB losophy, Physical Fducutiun. Itudio
Those partieipatinu In the dereveal some interesting facts. For Arts, and Social Work.
bate weie Henty Hawken and Tex
example, the "Y" was originally
Fitzgerald lor the attinn.itive,
Departments which will
given space in the "Y" Lounge and
Michael Brown and Deilo Curris
only part of their
for
the rooms adjoining the, lounge. classes are: Bacteriology 2 a, 2b, for the negative. Joe Mamous. asHowever, at present the "Y" not Botany juniors
sistant debate coach, went with
and seniors,
only occupies the rooms set aside
(ia. lbt. Physic. la. lb. 3a. the UK teams.
for it, but also an additional office 3b, 4a. 4b), and Psychology Psy.

Repair service, adding machines,
new and used portable, carbons,
ribbons, and office supplies.
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Veteran Players

PHONE

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plan, the

and Rentals

iksvie M lliHuhtiin. ri.
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of rare l
t:i
t'K Library. iiiel of a heart attack
yisteiday inorninit at her home at
J12 Hose Imc the had not. Iw u
111
and her death wa unxprrtrd.
A
liatixe of IMtiviton. vie
staiteti feotkmg in the catalogui:;
d( paitnient m 1028. She was lt.,.
fv

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Social Room was designed for informal gatherings of students so
they could play cards, etc., but

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formation to persons inteicsU-- in ir.cn?
.ul:iu.viin. the academic"
entering t lie UK Med school, is pMpatatlon needed, the criteria of
now available from the College cl election, tni.iiui.il considerations
Medicine.
and the procetluie lor application
According to William R. Wil-lar- to the Med v hol.
M. D., vice prrMilont and
He jutt inr lurthrr Information
dean of the UK Medical Center, should le sent to the Committee
admission forms for the new col- on Medical College Admission.
lege will be available after June Olfice of the Kci-tiar- .
University
1, 1950. The school opens in Sep! Kcntuckv.
tember, 1900.

DAN MILLOTT

NEXT?
Although no one is talking about
it. there is a growing amount of
lecling arising over the SUB and
the space problems in the building.
Future UK expansion plans call
frr an extensive addition to the
t.uildins, but it is doubtful if this
will be a reality before this year's
freshman class graduates in 19G2.
This means that during the interim our student body will grow
nd so will the space problem. This
problem of space is not limited to
the SUB alone. We are plagued in
the same way in classroom space,
tut the Student Union is a problem in itself.
At this moment the Student
Union Board aritl its president,
John Anderson, is in the midst of a
j "ir lit over, the immediate
future
r f the building.
The situation shapes up like this.
The UK Alumni Association wants
to enlarge its office space in the
tuildir?. Presently the alumni office is across the hall from the
"V" ChapeL
The alumni space consists of two
mall offices, a reception area
(very small) and a working area
al.o limited in size.
The alumni want to increase
their space by having the University knock out the wall which
divides their area from Room 128.
The plan is to partition half of
Room 128 and use all of the room
lor .alumni office space.

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New Booklet For Admission ,iss HMiliion.
I K I j'lu iiriaii.
Is .Available I Mrs Suddenly
To Med School

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Axdt ErrrnsoN, Chief Nctis Etlitot
Ann RonrnTS, Society Editor
Noixman McMcllin, Adicrtising Manager
rnRT Ashley, Business Manager
Hank Chapman, Cartoonist
IUi.n, Staff Photographer
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Marilyn Lyvrw and Judy Fcnncbakcr, Proofreaders
THURSDAY'S NEWS STAFF
Jim IIcdson, Editor

Nancy Meadows, Associate Editor

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Our Nonconform ists
"There is no mote scl i ightcotisly,
high mindcdl) closed a mind that that
of a
nonconformist," says Morris
Freed man in an article exjcrtcd in
Time from the American Scholar.
Nonconformity, he states, is becoming a more orthodox way of thinking
conformity,
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especially in college communities. Hut
it, is not amateur unoi thodoxy the
professionals have taken over.
ytjK students on the whole, we are
proud to say, fit l'rof. Frecdman's description of the orthodox I icethinkcrs
to a "T."
After all, only complete clods wear
anything but the iviest of
clothing and these same eggheads are
probably the only people who would
even turn on, let alone buy, a ready-madi
set. Any good nonconform
istHsJiows that only a
set, complete with homemade woofer,
is good enough for real music, i. e.,
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Likewise, all professional noncone
formists are convinced that the
American
automobile simply
docs not exist. The only cars worth
driving around the block are manufactured in Europe.
The upper echelon also finds nothing glamorous or appealing in that
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GURNEY NORMAN

Hey gang! Wanta play?
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know a new game that's exciting
and loads of fun anil there are prizes
galore for the winners. Out on "the West
Coast 'it's called "Kills alid Thrills" and
in the Fast it is referred to as "Wreck,
Ry fleck." Locally, in this weather and
on these roads, it has the inoie subtle title
of "Spice On Ice."
To plav, an automobile ol anv model-ana driver are needed. In some late-go- i
its ol the game, passengers are
The object ol the game is simple:
to see who can have the goriest wreck and

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competition has the usual car, driver, and
stulT, but
passenger and the other old-ha- t
with the added restriction that the passenger must be vour girl friend.
I don't mean to imply that anyone
for their girl friend's death has
a monopoly on winning the game, for two
broken spines and a permanent paralysis
could trump this, lint generally, judges
will lavor the gill killer lor the top piie
Chiistmas dinner with her lamily.
This will not only allow you and her
family to be
together to the Yuletide

(survive.

.Of course if you. as the driver, "arc
killed, you art? immediately disqualified,
unless you can arrange lor your mother to
claim the trophy in the event you win,
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The procedure is also quite simple: you
wreck your car and do as much damage as
; possible to it, but without hurting your-M'l- l
fatally. Extra points ale given if the
driver's chest is pierced by the stceting-whec- l
post and he lives.
Now the preceding paragraph desciibes
the contest in its simplest form, and this
categoiy is really for- beginncis. The old
" pros who have been di iv ing some time and
are quite expeit (proof of which is
established if you have never had a wreck)
iisuallv find the competition more
other passineis ate involved.
T he oi iginal objrt t ol demnlMiiug your
car but preset nig youisell still holds, of
ionise, with the' added intiniiHiit that
you might maim a passt ngiT bevorid
anil itioury. The judges alwavs
giant extra consideration when tin's is
achieved.
Super bonus points aie also awaided,
depending upon the type injiuy your
passenger stilfeis. For example, meie facial
lacciations meiit only two points (it is so
easy to gralt skin these dav), while broken spine and ailected minds could get you
up to ten. Top piie in this division is
the opportunity
(mandatory) to sing
laiols outside your victims' hospital room.
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spiiit and to make luiuial plans, but ou
can also till the lolks how impressed the
lass was with your driving skill, just
she vvent thiougjj the windshield.

The Readers' Forum
Hell : A Resting Place
To The Editor:
Mr. ""Arch" Ward's pious letter to
the Kernel condemning the "Give 'em
hell, Wildcats!" cheer may be praised
by many people, but I, lor one, must
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take an opposing stand.
Words are tools used to convey
meanings and thoughts. If they do
this adecjuatcly they survive and are
employed by the masses if not, they
soon join the obsolete group.
Now' the word "heH"was defined
by Ward in three ways all apparently' from the Hible. It may or may not
be true that the concept of hell comes
from the Hible, but delinitions of
words are continually changing and
are largely determined by usage.
Webster's Xexv Wot Id Dictionary
clenily illustrates this point. The colloquial meaning list shows "defeat" as
one meaning. Slang "to be hell on"
means "to be very strict or severe

merely a resting place for the dead.)
It is apparent that our word "hell"
has very adecpiately conveyed our
meaning. To the majority it seems
to' mean to give the opposing team a
lough time, which certainly is the
Otherwise how
objective anyway.
would we win?
At the St. Louis game Saturday our
deafening .cheer, "Give 'em hell, Wildcats!" was heard by 30 million fans
thioughout the I'nited States. And
that is exactly wh.it we did.
David E. Lno

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notice the kill your-gi- i
fiend
automatically excludes female
iategiiy
diiveis fiom the competition. Far be it
liom the game sponsois to be biased tow-aid- s
males' In place ol this depaitment,
tluu. women diivcrs can substitute a
head on collision with the stipulation thai
a child between the ages ol eight and H
be a fatal victim, and bonus points ate
available il he or she has just been in a
Chiistmas pageant lor his patents to see.
Have fun, gang, and-M- uiy
Chiistmas.
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originally "hell" didn't even have
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Sophia, Urigitte, etc.
Dr. l'eale's "Positive T hinkers" of
course must be excluded from this rising new cult, as must Mr. Carnegie's
"winners of friends and influencers of

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so popular
blatant
exhibitionist
lower classes Mai lyn Monamong the
roe. Hut then, only the nonconformist
has the capacity to appreciate the intellectual appeal of stars like Gina,

However, we hope that since the
rest of the student body is nonconforming so nicely, these
will come to their senses.

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To The Editor:
'would like to make a lew comments on (iiuney XonnanV column
in last Thursday's Kernel.
Although I agreed with most of
the arguments made by N'onnan, I
thought one of his comments dealt
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ol proving or even judging.
Here is an exierpt;

Croup fyiayas led by a preacher
are a time for thinking about some
distant thing (admit it, now), and,
when hymns aie snug, a load pipe
organ and a gionp of professional
singets in the choir drown out the
voices in the
audience. One who
would meditate seriously finds no
opportunity.
When a wiitcr in two sentences
can judge a method of' worship that
is used by millions of people, it seems
there is something wrong. It is my
opinion that no one, including Norman, has the tight to judge whether
a method of woiship is' effective or
not. What may seem loud and offensive to him may be perfectly beautiful to someone else (who is seeking to
worship, not to be cyclical).
According to his theory, the soldier
who prated to God with bombs bursting around him never could "seriously meditate." He would find "no oppottunity." Certainly circumstances
such as these aie worse than a loud
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.Norman has a right to his own opinion in an editorial column. I hope his
opinion about meditation remains
there.
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Whither Christinas?
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Whose Chiistmas is it, anywav?
We have let them steal Christmas
No longer is it the festival of the home, but the festival ol the
department stoie. Once it was dies-scin swaddling clothes; now it is
wrapped in cellophane. Once it was
shepherds on a star canopied hilltop;
ruiw it . is elbowing' masses ol grim-faceshoppers. Once it was a heavenly multitude chanting "Peace! "; now
it is a very human multitude with
sore fret and thin tempers. Once it
was the story ol the Chiistchild; ijow
it is the story of a red nosed reindeer.
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( louiu il. And w nil
stat ist it on the records ol ihe National SaU
minutes, another Midi statistic is added to the
the passage ol
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and another
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someone dies in a trallie accident
a killei moic
than Murder, Inc.
And what, we wonder, causes these almost countless accidents?
AH of ns prohahly have our own ideas alnuit what causes accidents. Some say it is disregard for laws; many think roads aic
inadequate lorlodaj's heavy traffic; older persons Name yount;
drivers; they in turn hlame the "old slowpokes." Others insist
il is just loo much speed.
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hall ol last year's :iS.j()(l deaths.
Speed alone doesn't cause ihe trouble (hough. It's (he diixcT
who fails to control his speed.
What then, you ask, is a sale speed? Ohviotisly, this would depend on conditions. Too last might le a speed ol til), 10. ot only
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