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Medical briefs

Circle of life

2000 BC - Here, eat
this root.

1000 AD. — That root is
heathen. Here, say
this prayer.

1850 AD. - That prayer
is superstition. Here,
drink this potion.

1940 AD - That potion
is snake oil. Here,
swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is
ineffective. Here.
take this antibiotic.

2000 AD. — That
antibiotic doesn't
work anymore. Here,
eat this root.

- Source: http://www.
funnytown.com/
nonsequitur/

Engagements

Good 01'
boy wedding

There would be a
"Rehearsal Dinner
Kegger" until the
cops showed up.

Bridesmaids would wear
matching blue Jean
cut-offs, halter tops
and have no tan
lines with more skin
showing than not.

Tuxes would have team
logos on the back
and the Nike shoes
would have matching
team colors.

June weddings would
have to be scheduled
around basketball
playoffs.

The couple would leave
the ceremony in a
souped up '73
Charger or some
other Mopar with
racing tires and
flame designs on the
side of the car.

Anyone who tried to
dance with the bride,
unless they were
really old. would get
punched in the head.

Outdoor weddings would
be held during
sporting events at
halftime or between
innings.

Napkins would have the
name of the local
pub or tavern
because they were
stolen.

Favors would be
matchbooks, cigars
or free drink passes
at the local lounge.

The bride's dress would
show cleavage. her
navel and be form-
fitted to show off
everything else.

The ceremony would be
inexpensive
compared with the
cost of the bachelor
party. (Strippers and
liquor really add up.)

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funnytown.com/
jokecentral/

- RON NORTON

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The weather is get-
ting nutty, and we don’t
really know what to say
other than enjoy it.

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A Commons problem among students

TUESDAYKENTUCKY

ERNE

Complex Issue: Students complain about living
situation; management trying to turn it around

By Joshua Robinson

CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Renting has its perils.

Just ask Andra Moore and
Shannon Ellis. who woke up to an
unfriendly surprise Friday morn-
ing.

"My landlord came into my
apartment with the police."
Moore said. “They just walked in.
didn't knock on the door or nothe
ing."

Moore. a psychology fresh-
man. and her roommate. Shan~
non Ellis. were evicted Friday
from their apartment at Universi-
ty Commons on Red Mile Road.

"The people we signed our
lease with aren't even here any-
more." Ellis said. “but we still
have to go by all their new rules.

They are even going to charge us
an extra $1.000 for breaking the
lease.“

Lois Peel. l'niversity (‘om-
mons manager. said the girls had
been evicted before and moved
into another apartment, The girls
said they‘d just switched room-
mates.

“It was not what I wanted to
do. I wanted herjust to get out. so
(the police) talked to her and she
agreed to go." l’eel said.

Student Legal Services Attor-
ney Mark Rocker said a dispro»
portionate number of student le~
gal complaints concern L'niversi
ty Commons. Rucker was espe-
cially critical of l'niversity (‘oin
mons' security deposit policy.

“It's either the students don't
get their security deposit back at

A monster!

No, silly, it’s
Brendan
Fraser in
Gods and
Monsters 1 it

all or the \ get a lettei tli 1'. says
the\ owe additional money for
damages 'WRutkti said “It only
)(it) students moyt out atS $200 per
student Ill it is sittooo a year that

lnportantstatelawsandphonenumbers:

l'niversity (‘ommons isn‘t giving Laws: Members:

back. Students need to know that O KRS 383.580 0 Mark Rucker, UK student legal

they are entitled to that money.“ (security deposits) services attorney: 323-4470
Rucker said the only way a OKRS 383.595 OFayette County Bar Referral

security deposit can be withheld (landlord’s obligations) Service: 225-8644

is if the landlord has done an in O KRS 383.605 0 Central Kentucky Legal

spection before more in and after (tenant's obligations) Services: 233-4556

moveout and has provided the O KRS 383.625-705 O LFUCG's Tenant Services and

tenant with
damages.

Fayette (‘ounty District
(‘ourt .Iudge l.aurance \'anl\leter
cited KRS 383.380. which says.
"no landlord shall be entitled to
retain any portion of a security
deposit if the initial and final
damage listings required are not
provided.”

l'niversity (‘ommons houses
tiTS residents. many of whom are
[R students. (if those student res-
idents, sortie sa\ they are unhap-

a complete list of

don‘t."

lllt‘llIS.

(compliance, remedies)

py with the service provided bv
their landlord.
“They say it‘s a perfect place
but it‘s not, They say they
ing to come and Il.\ stuff. but they
Moore said.
Despite the

legal

l’eel said many
tenants received no inspection

rt-qti ire
current

Housing Counseling: 258-3960
0 LFUCG's Human Rights
Commission: 252-4931

lls‘l I)t‘I~()I't‘ they
blamed the
nient team.

previous
are go

this management did.” l’eel said.

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manage

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MEDICINE

Less
IS
more

On the inside: UK may be
model for new type of surgery

By Karla Dooley
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR

The UK Medical Center is positioning
itself to become a model of training for
minimally invasive surgery.

A $2.4 million gift front the United
States Surgical Corp. will help launch a
center with two laboratories and a virtual
reality center to teach surgical techniques.

”There‘s a whole different set of skills
(involved in minimally invasive surgery)."
said Adrian Park. director of the proposed
Minimally Invasive Surgery Center and an
associate professor in the College of Medi-
cine.

Minimally invasive surgery. or 1a~
paroscopy. involves making a tiny incision.
then using a laparoscope to project internal
images onto a television screen. The la-
paroscope is a lighted tube with a tiny catn-
era inside that magniﬁes the image.

Park said local surgeons. residents. in-
terns and faculty members who learned
only the traditional surgical procedures
will beneﬁt from the center.

Minimally invasive surgery has be-
come a popular alternative for dozens of
procedures. Park said. because it offers a
number of benefits. including a reduced
hospital stay. little or no scarring. and a
short recovery period.

For example. a patient undergoing gall

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JAMES CRISP l mom stirr

With goggles on and scope in hand, Wayne Witzke, the Chief lmmersa Desk programmer, can navigate the human body in a 3-D environment.

bladder surgery iii the past coiild usually
expect to spend five to seven days in the
hospital and four to six weeks recovering
at home. Now. a laparoscopy patient will
go home the same afternoon of the surgery
anrl be back to work within three days,

Although there are a number of other
laparoscopy training centers throughout
the country. l’ark said I'K's will be unique
in that it will pull together a range of med
ical fields to teach the techniques. (‘ardiol
ogists. gynecologists and a variety ol‘oth»
ers will all share their expertise

“This is a truly multirlist'iplillal'y cenr
ter." Park said, "That just doesn‘t happen
elsewhere Other places you go to. people
don't want to show their cards to any-
body."

'l‘hat uniqueness. l’ark thinks. is one
reason L'K was chosen for the grant to es
tablish the center.

“We‘re recognized by the industry to

See SURGERY on 2 ’2» ,.

A closer look at
laparoscopy

- Doctors make a small incision and pump
Carbon Dioxrde into the cavity.

0 Doctors insert the taparoscope, a lighted
tube carrying a camera.

- Doctors use other instruments to perform

images from

inside thepatient are
transmitted by fiber optic
cable from a small camera
in the laparoscope

the operation, while looking at a video image
of the patient's body.

Laproscopic surgery can be
used for
' heart surgery
0 gall bladder surgery
‘ ° spleen removal
0 ovarian and uterine surgery
0 various other procedures

CHRIS ROSENTNAL I KERN“ STAN

Senate remembers pharmacy professor

By John lampior

5—H" WRITER

The University Senate yesterday ob-
served a moment of silence to honor the
memory of Michael Lach. an information
technology specialist in the pharmacy de-
partment. who recently lost his battle with
cancer.

Lach came to UK in l98t) and coit-
tributed to the technological advances in
the Library at UK. In 1994. he became the
first information technology specialist at

I‘K. working with the Department of Phar-
macy. His success led to the rlevelrnimcnt
of similar positions in various other de-
partments at l'k’.

A resolution was presented before the
Senate honoring l,ach's .‘ichievements.

The Senate also altered ITK‘s current
tuition waiver policy. allowing non-credit
courses anrl continuing education courses
to be included in the list of courses full-
time faculty and slalfcan take, I’rtwiously.
any full-time employee could take up to six
hours of free courses a semester. but the

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courses had to lit' for credit. Now two
workshops or seminars can be substituted
for those sly hours

Senate (‘otincil (‘liair Roy Moore said
the decision was made to institute this
change because other tiniwi'sities are of
fering something similar as an incentive
to faculty and shill lri ilpgl'dtlt‘ lllt‘lt' Skills
and further Tht‘ll‘ learning at a low cost to
the l'niversity

“For the faculty
way of iinproying
mancc." he said

and staff. it's a nice
their work perfor

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King Hussein buried

AMMAN. Jordan —— Jordan's King Hussein
was laid to rest yesterday as dignitaries and lead-
ers from all over the world — some from states
sworn to enmity — lauded him. King Abdullah,
who has indicated he will continue his father’s
moderate policies, began Jordan‘s new era right .af-
ter the funeral, holding 31 evening meetings With

COMMONS

Continued from page I

cation junior. said no inspec-
tion was done for her last Au-
gust before she moved in. In
fact. her apartment still con-
tained the moldy leftovers
from the previous residents.

“My parents came down to
move me in from Ohio, and it
wasn’t ready, so they had to
turn around and go home,"
Garver said. “A week later, we
came to move in again. and it
still hadn‘t been touched. We
had to return home again."

UK does not own Universi-
ty Commons. It is one of sever-
al complexes owned by Cap-
stone Properties, which is
headquartered in Birming-
ham, Ala. A four-bedroom
apartment at University Com-
mons rents for almost $1,000 a
month. Services include
garbage and maintenance ser-
vice, a pool and a furnished
apartment. Capstone Proper-
ties discourages its tenants
from contacting the home of-
fice with complaints.

Sarah Okrzynski, a rental
consultant at University Com-
mons, said officials at the main
office think they could not ef-
fectively deal with resident
problems in Kentucky from an
ofﬁce Alabama.

For the price he pays, eco-
nomics junior Andy Nestrick
said he expected more.

the respect we deserve.” said
Nestrick. referring to what he
called “hate mail" flyers that he
says are often posted on his
door by University Commons.

Peel said the management
team is trying to overcome
problems created by the previ-
ous management.

Peel used the flyers recent-
ly to suspend parties although
University Commons Rules ac-
knowledge the rights of ten-
ants to have parties. An inci-
dent involving a girl who was
found unconscious on a ten-
ant's doorstep after a party
forced Peel to act.

“They are college students,
they are going to party,” Peel
said. “But when we find stu-
dents (unconscious), like that
girl, we have to crack down."

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The Fayette County Bar
Association produces a public
service handbook called
“Landlord-Tenant Rights and
Responsibilities.”

The free handbook details
many of the legal issues a col-
lege student may face while
renting property, including se-
curity deposits and how to give
notice before moving out. Call
225-9897 to request a copy.

Students should do a walk-
through inspection with their
landlord prior to moving in
and after moving out. During
the inspection, a comprehen-
sive listing of damages should
be made. The tenant and the

landlord should both get a

“We just feel like manage- . .
copy of the listing.

merit here doesn't treat us with

to it," McConnell said in an interview late last
week. It simply reﬂects, he said, “that I have
more responsibility than I used to have.”

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impending investigation is the Jan. 16, 1998, offer 41 shots at Amadou Diallo. an unarmed street
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include televised news conferences, rarely did. happen." The pilot is charged Wlth. 20 counts of
In fact McConnell has appeared on as many Fonda spoke manslaughter in the Feb. 3. 1998, acc1dent.
as four networks in a single day. Sunday it '
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Compiled from wire reports.

SURGERY

Continued from page]

be potential leaders in the
ﬁeld.” he said. “We're looking
at pushing the frontiers in
what can be done. This is the
future of surgery."

Park hopes to have the
labs set up within a month
and to launch the curriculum
July 1. The center will be
housed on the third floor of
the Medical Center.

In addition to a new cur-
riculum. experimental or
“wet“ lab and technology lab.

the center will enable sur-
geons to use interactive video
technology to beam laparo-
scopic surgeries performed at
UK to sites all over the world
for training and conferencing.
Virtual reality experiences
will train new surgeons in the
techniques before they even
touch a human body.

F. Douglas Scutchﬁeld, di-
rector of the Center for Health
Services Management and Re—
search, said he hopes to work
with the proposed center to re-
search the value of different
types of minimally invasive
surgery as opposed to tradi-
tional procedures, and when
each should be used.

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Let's face it. Nobody looks forward to job interviews. A total
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OOD QUESTIONS, NOT GOOD ANSWERS
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